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Tony Hawk as Larry David for Halloween
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#Honestly I don't think I have uncommon stress dreams#my most common stress dream always happens towards the beginning of the semester#I have dreams about missing classes not knowing where classes are missing assignments etc#I also have dreams where I'm being chased#oh oh I also have stress dreams about driving#mainly having to drive a long way by myself including going over a very very high bridge with lots of twists and turns and no safety rail#and it's also on the highway#I also have dreams about getting chased#and dreams where my teeth go back to how they were before I had braces though those are rarer now#those all seem like really common stress dreams
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Idk if I said this here yet but I earned my associates degree
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Reblog to make prev fall asleep feeling loved and wanted
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I'm house sitting and this family has a lot of smart tvs
I've been watching a lot of youtube on them
There are so many ads on these versions of youtube
I think there was one time I got five ads in a row during a Veritasium video
It was baffling
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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he is the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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#FR#''omg adults aren't ALLOWED to be fun or silly or whatever''#it's just young people thinking we're the center of the universe bc all our media is catered to us and whatnot
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Even when you try to make nice, smooth ice cubes in a freezer, sometimes one of them will shoot out a random ice spike, which physicists ascribe to kiki conservation.
Phase Change [Explained]
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[A vertical graph is shown, indicating temperature in degrees Celsius, with a horizontal dotted line at zero degrees. The area above the dotted line is filled with several illustrations of liquid water in various forms--dripping, splashing, pouring, etc. This area is labeled "Bouba". The area below the dotted line is filled with illustrations of ice in various forms--icicles, ice cubes, snowflakes, etc. This area is labeled "Kiki".]
[Caption below the panel:] When water temperature falls below 0°C, it undergoes a phase transition from bouba to kiki.
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
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I know I joked about how the drones are hovering like they're begging to be shot down, but don't actually shoot at or point lasers at them. People can't even tell a man-made aircraft from an unidentifiable object. Don't endanger others.
#for real and like.#it's illegal#and also#people are saying they're the size of a car#if you shoot that down and it lands on something important that would. not be good
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Are you seeing this
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Take a moment to remember an old friend
#''Am I a tool for endless violence?'' '' idk but Imma make sure a bunch of other people also are. this is what she would have wanted''#- legendary mercenary Big Boss#really good art you draw him so well#mgs#big boss
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