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weed that makes you hump everything and pant like a dog
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“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it
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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job
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i had a dream moistcritikal started covering preschool drama And preschool drama only
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theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3
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Hey is it ok to interact if I’m vegan?
no. welcome to meat world boy
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Do you think there are so many bandits in skyrim because people heard about the dragon attacks and were like Damn its the end times okay fuck my day job
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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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