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I watched Donnie Darko in theaters with my ex wife and daughter in law. I had no idea the kids loved that weird schizophrenic guy. I think Bob Dylan would like Donnie Darko cause he's also messed up in the head.
Could you write Donnie crushing on the reader and he walks in while she's in the shower or like changing and he acts like it's nothing, he apologizes and leaves so she can get situated and then that's that BUT he CANNOT forgot about it and he goes home being a perv thinking of how beautiful she is and he gets horny
Donnie doesn't know when to stop
Absolutely gross, hottest thing I ever wrote. I love pathetic men <3
Warnings: accidentally perv!Donnie, he's OBSESSED with you, masturbation (m), edging, ruined orgasm, he's so sub! it hurts, pain!kink, virgin!Donnie, unprotected sex
Fucking 3k words, looks like Maria doesn't know when to stop EITHER 😭
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You had to do a school project together and he was losing his mind about it
Like yeah, you were friends and you used to hang out all the time, but only at school
Now he was going TO YOUR HOUSE
It felt so intimate just being there
It was nothing much, but he was so obsessed with you it made him act that ridiculous
He was so nervous that he just couldn't sit still at home, so he decided to head to your place, even though it was a bit earlier than you expected
He thought he could just hang out in front of your house until the time you were expecting him to come
The problem was that your mom was leaving the house and found him seating there
"Oh, you must be Donnie! Y/N is waiting for you, come in!"
He should have said no, that it was still too early, but your mom said you were waiting... so maybe you were ready? He shouldn't keep you waiting
"I'm going to work right now. She's in her room, upstairs." Your mom told him, before closing the door and leaving
So he went upstairs, obviously
You just got out of the shower, and was pacing around the room, a towel wrapped around your body, looking for a cute outfit to wait for Donnie
Your bedroom door was open, since you thought you were alone at home
Donnie was very shy, walking upstairs without making a sound, just thinking about what should he say to you, rehearsing in his mind what kind of greeting would make him sound... not terrified
He stopped immediately when he saw you
It was so wrong to just stand there and stare, but it was impossible not to
He watched as you placed your clothes on the bed, letting the towel fall at your feet
Felt like his blood abandoned his body
It couldn't be real, he must be dreaming...
But it only lasted a few seconds, until you looked towards the door and saw him
You let out a scream, completely horrified
Then you slammed the door shut
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE HERE IN AN HOUR?"
"I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry, I swear I didn't... I wasn't trying to... listen." He tried to explain, but he couldn't find the words. He was probably more embarrassed than you. "I think... I think I should go"
"Yeah, you should..." was all you could say, sitting on the floor wondering if you'd ever be brave enough to see his face again
He walked home absolutely heartbroken. He couldn't believe that he had ruined EVERYTHING. Now you thought he was a perv... you'd never talk to him again
He didn't feel anything but shame and sadness until he went to bed that night
I guess that's when the adrenaline rush wore out and he thought about it all
It didn't last more than 15 seconds, but during that time you were completely naked right before his eyes... and so close he could smell the lotion on your body
Maybe he was crazy, but the fact that you were getting ready to see him...
He imagined you applying the lotion to your skin a few minutes before he walked in... you were probably thinking about him while you did so... I mean... you knew he was coming over soon
And as if the thought of you applying the lotion to your body wasn't enough to drive him crazy... now he knew what your body looked like
He shivered as the sight of your tits crossed his mind
His hand slowly traveled to his pants zipper
God, he felt so guilty for doing this, it was so so wrong
But his cock was so so hard :(
Poor baby, was in so much pain
Leaking already!!
But the guilt was eating him alive, you were his friend...
That's why he decided to torture himself a bit, would make it all a little less wrong... if he got some punishment, you know
He started stroking his shaft and he got close so pathetically quick
And then he stopped
His heart raced. He had never edged himself before...
He waited for it to fade, before starting again. And then stopping again as he got closer
It was quite addictive... he started to let it go further each time, stroking himself fast and getting impossibly closer to release, then stopping
His cock was leaking so much that it all sounded like a wet mess, masking his ridiculous moans
He started to imagine you there, doing it, punishing him
"Gonna teach you not to spy on naked girls, you fucking perv"
And he would moan "please, Y/N, I'm so sorry..."
I mean, Donnie has an incredible imagination, it was so convincing that he even cried
All while denying his release over and over and over again
Until he couldn't hold it anymore
It was an accident </3
But his orgasm hit him out of nowhere
He cried out "no no no!" as ropes of cum shot out of his cock
He immediately stopped stroking himself and placed his hand on the base of his cock, squeezing it hard enough to hurt
He ruined his own orgasm :/
And he just laid down there looking like a pathetic mess. Tears on his face, his hand and clothes full of cum but his balls still hurt so much from not finishing it
But now he was so so overstimulated he couldn't even dream about touching himself any time soon
Eventually, he passed out from exhaustion
When he woke up the next day, he felt absolutely sick
How the hell was he supposed to see your face at school
Let's be honest, that wasn't the first time he masturbated thinking about you (number was closest to 100th tbh)
And he could always look you in the eye as if nothing happened afterwards
But it felt different now that... he had seen you for real and you knew that
Oh god... were you mad at him? You probably HATED him
He thought about calling in sick
But some force was dragging him out of that bed
He didn't understand it, but the truth was that his obsession with you grew considerably and he just needed to see you, even if you never spoke a word to him again
And part of him... enjoyed it? The idea of you punishing him like that
So yeah, he went to school that day
But he avoided you like the plague
If he saw you in a corridor, he would run in the opposite direction
Spend so much time hiding from you in the bathroom
But he couldn't hide forever
You sneaked behind him when he was looking for something on his locker
"Donnie?" You called, making him drop everything inside the locker, making a terribly loud noise, everyone looked at him
You bursted into laughter, helping him pick some things up
"Thanks." He said, completely unable to look you in the eyes.
"I think we should talk." You said calmly, after seeing how nervous he was
"Yes. Y/N, please, I can't tell you how fucking sorry I am..." he closed his eyes, cursing himself mentally for being so stupid
"It's okay, Donnie" you placed a hand securely on his shoulder. "It's not your fault. I knew you were coming over, I should have been more careful."
He held his breath as soon as your hand landed on his shoulder. It was like your touch reactivated his memories. Then he was stupid enough to look at you
You were giving him such a sweet, sincere smile
God, you were SO beautiful he felt like dropping to his knees right there
"What if you walked me home today? Then you can stay and we'll work on the project. Forget anything that happened, we need to finish it this week." You asked
"That's... that's a great idea." He nodded, even though he would rather die than go to your house anytime soon
But as soon as he saw how okay you were with everything, he calmed down a little. So your friendship wasn't ruined...
You two caught the bus and talked all the way to your neighborhood, like you always did, nothing seemed to change
Then you walked to your house and he started go get tense again
You noticed and you held his hand as you led him through the house
And it wasn't anything new, you always held his hand when he was nervous
Aww a couple of besties <3
Soon enough, he was in your bedroom, where it all happened the day before
You sat on your bed, grabbing all the books you would need, taking to yourself (cause he wasn't listening) about the ideas you had
While Donnie sat on the floor hallucinating about how that was the exact same spot you left your towel fall the day before
If it was right now, it would fall directly on his lap
Like, he didn't even dare to imagine actually touching you, but he would kill someone to have that towel
He would hump on it like a beast
Again, Donnie's imagination is so good and Donnie doesn't know when to stop
That's the source of 99% of his problems
He felt himself getting hard
"Hey, can I use your bathroom really quick?" He asked, before he started sweating in front of you
You nodded and gave him the directions
He walked in, locked the door and splashed water to his face
How the hell was he supposed to get any work done with a fucking boner on
Maybe he should just take care of it quickly in there
In your bathroom, fuck
The amount of times those walls had witnessed your naked body...
He wondered if you had ever touched yourself in there
Yeah, my boy lost his mind
Started stroking himself fast, he couldn't wait to finish and just get everything done so he could go home
But then..... he had the worst idea ever
Cause after what he discovered last night, he didn't want to finish so fast anymore
He just needed to relieve a bit of the pressure, then he would feel better
His dick would probably soften anyway, then he would do something about it back home
He stroked himself until he was on the edge of spilling... then stopped, shoving his dick inside his pants again and going back to your room
Did I mention it was the worst idea ever?
Cause he walked into the room to find you laying in bed on your belly, uniform skirt barely covering your ass
You were focused on whatever you were reading, pen in your mouth
"Come here." You called, without looking at him
He walked back to where he was sitting before, on the floor, but stopped when you said: "no, come sit on the bed, I wanna show you something"
He wanted to say 'oh no, I'm more comfortable on the floor :)' but who the fuck would buy that
He swallowed hard and sat at the very edge of the bed
He didn't want to look, but he could see your pretty little baby blue panties from that angle
And he felt like crying
"I think I have to use the bathroom again." He blurted out loud
"Donnie." You sighed, sitting down next to him. "Are you okay? You've been acting so weird today..."
He knew it wasn't a great opportunity, but it was... an opportunity. One he never had before
"No, I'm not." He admitted. "I have the biggest fucking crush in the world on you. Always had. Since we first met."
"Oh Donnie, you're so silly." You chuckled. "I know that, I asked you what's wrong with you today."
"What do you mean you know that?" His eyes widened.
"It's as obvious as that boner you're trying to cover with your hands" you shrugged
My boy was absolutely flabbergasted
He went through all shades of red the human eye can catch
"You know..." you sat a little closer to him, taking his hands in yours. "Yesterday I was so excited that you were coming over... I wanted to dress up all cute. Picked up a time we would be here alone... thought that maybe, by the end of the afternoon, I'd get you to take my clothes off. I just didn't expect you to catch me without them already... that's why I was so upset, I wanted to take things slow, you know."
He was pretty sure it was all still part of his hallucinations, there was no way you were saying that
You looked down to his pants and you could literally see his cock throbbing
And he caught the way you squeezed your tights at that
"Can I kiss you? Please..." he murmured
"Yes, Donnie." You smiled, leaning close to his lips
It was the sweetest kiss in the world
Until your hand 'accidentally' bumped into his boner :(
And he moaned against your mouth
God, that made you feral
"Donnie, baby, let me help you, you look like you're in so much pain..."
His heart raced... it was like you KNEW
Like you knew exactly what he was into
But let's be honest, he was so horny he was into absolutely everything at the moment
"You don't- you don't have to" he smiled shyly
The most beautiful smile in the world, how could you not want to??
"I'm gonna take care of you, okay?" You said as you slowly unbuttoned his jeans
When his cock jumped free before your eyes, both of you could have cried. Him, from relief. You from the most absolute desire
"Tell me what you like, baby" You began stroking him slowly
"Huh?" He got all nervous. Everyone already thought he was a freak, he didn't need you to think the same. "I-I like you..."
"Yeah?" You smiled at him. "I like you too. You're so sweet, Donnie, can I ask you something?"
He nodded, bitting him lips to prevent loud moans to escape.
"Has anyone ever sat on this pretty cock?" You asked, giving him your best doe eyes
"No..." he admitted, a little embarrassed
Before you could say anything, he grabbed your hand, screaming "stop, please, stop..."
You stopped everything, putting both hands in the air and looking at him wide eyed
"I'm so sorry, Donnie... fuck, you didn't want this? You should have told me, baby, you don't ever have to..."
"No... I wanted this. I wanted this for so long... I'm sorry, didn't mean to scare you..." He said. "I just... I was about to cum."
"Well..." you laughed at him. "Isn't that kind of the point?"
Shit.
"Tell me what's on your mind, baby, I wanna help." You offered, seeing how his cock was rock hard and extremely unsatisfied
"It's just that... I like to... hold it sometimes, you know? Feels really good." He admitted, absolutely ashamed of himself
Those words, on that shy tone of his, sent a shiver down your entire body
"Donnie..." you basically moaned his name. "You're so perfect... I can't express how badly I want you, fuck..."
He smiled widely. You kissed that shit out of that gorgeous smile
When you realized, you were already straddling him
"Can I sit on your cock, please? I swear I won't let you cum until you beg me, okay?" You asked
He never agreed to anything that fast, my boy was in HEAVEN
You removed your panties and he helped you slowly sink on his cock
You don't remember ever being that wet before, but it still hurt a bit, because he was so big :)
He was so horny he felt like he might pass out
And then you started moving up and down, up and down
Oh sweet baby boy cried again :(
I mean... all that was happening would be enough to get him desperate, but let's not forget how last night all he got was half of the worst orgasm ever
My boy was starving
"Please, please, stop, I..." he said, and you immediately stopped everything
"Oh baby..." you brought a hand to his face, wiping his tears. "Stop torturing yourself... three times in a row? Let go for me, baby, come on... can I make you cum? Please?"
Yeah, you said you were gonna make him beg, but you were the one who did it, i know
It's just that... Donnie is just a little baby who doesn't know when to stop :(
Of course he said yes, you asked so politely
You removed his cock from you, cause letting him cum inside would be too much for the first time
Considering the state he was in, it could send him to a coma lol
You stroked him so good, prasing him the entire time
"You look so pretty right now, baby, all fucked up for me"
"Come on, I want you go let go for me, you can do it, baby, you deserve it..."
Fuck, he never came that fucking hard in his life
You kept stroking and he kept shooting him load, all over your school uniform :/
He cried out so beautifully and you swore he wasn't coming down ever, he came so muchhh <333
And he just likes the pain of you still stroking his sensitive cock after it was over
Yeah, Donnie doesn't know when to stop :(
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On this day in 1971, I saw this dang human sized gnome prance around the stage during a WHO concert. He just pranced around the stage. Weird.
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Just saw this. Guys is this real?
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I just got released from jail. When I got home, the first thing I decided do is post here to tell you guys I’m okay and I’m not hurt from the accident. Thanks to all the concerned fans who were messaging me. Anyways. I opened my computer and the FIRST thing that popped up on my bingernet browser was THIS IMAGE. I AM BEING HAUNTED. 13331 46667 1221 699969
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Going on a booze cruise 2night...Nashville Skyline is in.
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Carol changed my life around, but Johnny rocked it. I'll never forget our first heroin trip with him. I forgive him for bringing me into my past homosexual tendencies.
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I’ve never seen someone snort so much cocaine in one sitting. I was so traumatized from that event that I, in fact, put myself into therapy for my mild, not so severe drug problems. This was before I met my gay boyfriend Johnny Thunders.
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On this day in 1980 John Lennon was shot and killed, presumably by Mark David Chapman. But I have suspicions behind Todd Rundgren being involved with more than a t shirt and a vinyl copy...
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I saw this on Facebook……..i almost cried………….
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On this day in 1968, Bible Dilantin abdilureltcANNUHLATED the stupid donican with hus HUFECMACHO ARMS and he diedclike a sripid alhpha gervil. BOB DYLAND SHAGS SUPRWMW!!!!!
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This photo is, allegedly, Bob Dylan meeting a solider in 1966. I believe it's photoshop. I never saw him while I was in the navy. No sir! This army man was a paid actor hired by Bobby boy to dress similarly as ab army man and pose there. You see his medals? I think not!
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On this day in 2023, I discovered Al Pacino yaoi. Not cool folks. Im an old man and a vietnam veteram my heart can give up any second now. I do not have medical insurance.
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I have a bone to pick with him. It was the summer of 1967. ‘The Letter’ was playing on the radio when I was a young sailor in the Vietnam war. The lyrics wrote:
Give me a ticket to an aeroplane
Aint got time to take a fast train
This song was dedicated to the soldiers in the Vietnam war, but CLEARLY they left out the SAILORS FIGHTING IN THE FRONT LINES. HE COULD HAVE ADDED A LYRIC THAT SAID GIVE ME A MAP OF THE SEVEN SEAS OR GIVE ME A NAUTICAL CHART OF THE HIGH TIDES. NO HE DIDNT. I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT OUR TROOPS BUT NOT ALEX CHILTON FUCK YOU IM GLAD YOU ONLY HAD ONE CHART TOPPING HIT YOU FUCKING COMMIE
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When I first got into Bob Dylan in 1975, he was sporting eyeliner and white face paint. I was really young at the time, and thought he was a woman. I went to the rolling thunder review tour trying to seduce who I thought was a female singer with smoking problems, and I met him for a brief period. Then noticed his hands. I forgave him for not being a woman, and the incident made me contemplate my sexuality for half a year. I'm straight.
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Christmas day 2003, I had my nephews over for Christmas dinner. I thought it would be a very nice surprise to bring them someone dressed as Santa and introduce them to one of my favorite songs, Wonderful christmastime by Paul McCartney. When the santy came along, I had just started playing the song. The kids were having a great time, but the santa, who was a ginger might I add, started frothing at the mouth over the music. I went over to him and asked what was up, and he lunged at my nephews. I got him and his fat santa suit off the kiddos, and he tried biting my neck. I got him out of the house with the help of my brother and his wife, and the santa threatened me, saying that if I ever played McCartney II songs again, he'd "Oil me up and stick an apple in my mouth and serve me for his christmas dinner". He also said I couldn't tell anyone cause he had "bodyguards watching" or whatever. We told him to just leave and we wouldn't call the cops. He did.
In November of 2004, I had totally forgotten about this strange incident, until I was watching the latest episode of boston legal, where Alan dresses as Santa. Then it hit me THAT man was the man who tried to KILL my nephews the year prior. BOYCOTT ALAN FROM BOSTON LEGAL.
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I dated my gay boyfriend Johnny Thunders in 1989 and the only thing I got out of that relationship was a drug problem .
Dating Johnny Thunders Would Include:
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Johnny showing you affection in very subtle, quiet ways; squeezing your hand under the table, light touches on your shoulders and hips, quick forehead and nose kisses, and long, warm, very tight hugs when it’s just the two of you. He’s a very shy, standoffish guy, so he’s not one for big dramatic displays of affection, but he really loves you and really tries to show that to you whenever he possibly can.
Johnny leaving you little gifts in places where you’d least expect it. Chocolates under your pillow, notes taped to the bathroom mirror, little stuffed animals tucked in your dresser drawers, etc. He likes the way your eyes light up and your smile brightens when you find the gifts, so he does it at least a few times a week.
Dates are pretty rare, because he doesn’t like going out and being around people in loud places, but you often have quiet, romantic nights in at home, watching TV together and eating pizza or takeout or whatever meal you’ve cooked up. He’d much rather spend time alone with you than go to a fancy restaurant, and the nights usually end with passionate love-making and a warm bath or shower.
When he does go on dates with you, he tries to make it special; maybe not 5-star restaurants or anything like that, but places that you both like that have great music and food. Although Johnny is usually pretty casual, he makes an effort to pull out your chair, compliment your dress, and alway pay for the food, and although he’s a bit awkward with it, his eagerness to show off his manners is very sweet. He just wants you to have a good time, and for you to feel appreciated.
Him making an effort to smoke a little less, not only because you’ve asked him to out of fear for his health, but also because he’s been secretly worried that you won’t want to kiss him on the lips as much if his breath smells like cigarettes.
Johnny getting jealous when other guys flirt with you, and going out of his way to kiss you and show you off and make it clear to them that you’re his, not theirs.
You accompanying him to his gigs, and either standing on the side of the stage or sitting in the front row. He keeps his eyes on you during the entire show, and seeing you there cheering him on encourages him to play better and to focus more on the music. You also attend all of his band practices for the same reasons. Luckily, the rest of the band actually likes you, so it’s not a Yoko Ono situation or anything.
When the two of you are alone, he’s a lot more affectionate than he is in public. He’s always got an arm around you and he’s always kissing your knuckle or your cheek or your forehead. If the two of you are watching TV, you’re cuddling while you do it, or at least sitting next to each other with his arm around you. He’s much more comfortable when it’s just him and you, so he’s a lot less shy and awkward.
Johnny may not like dates, but he loves going on little adventures with you. Stuff like exploring abandoned buildings and graffitiing walls and going to ice cream stores and little soda shops and walking through parks at night and going into random stores and businesses just to look at stuff(and maybe shoplift a couple of things). Things that he can look back on much later on in life and smile about.
Johnny loves to play music for you. He’ll come up with little songs to play on his guitar for you, and he’ll sing to you as he plays them. He’s made more than a few love songs for you, and he’s also learned some of his and your favorite songs just for him to serenade you with. It’s one of his favorite ways to show affection to you.
Johnny can write a hell of a good love note; he writes them in his messy scrawl in colored ink on whatever scrap of paper he can find, and he always signs them with, “your biggest fan, Johnny”, just to be funny. He doesn’t like handing these letters to you directly; instead, he hides them like he does the gifts, taped to the back of cupboard doors or hidden under your pillow. Sometimes, when he has to leave early in the morning and you’re still asleep, he’ll slip it into your hand.
Johnny often has to leave super early in the morning, for rehearsals or shows or other things like that. You’re usually still asleep when he has to leave, so, although he hates it, he can’t say goodbye to you when he leaves. He usually slips a note into your hand, kisses your forehead, and says goodbye or that he loves you, even though you obviously can’t hear him.
Sometimes, Johnny wakes up extra early to make you breakfast. He’s not a super great cook, and he sometimes burns the toast, but he’s trying his best and that’s all that matters. If he’s feeling sappy enough, he’ll make the pancakes and the toast heart-shaped and use chocolate chips or something like that. He can’t bring himself to wake you up, cuz you look so peaceful when you’re asleep, so he leaves it on the table with a note. You always make sure to thank him properly when he gets home, of course.
Okay, we’ve gone over some of the cute couple shit, now let’s get into the good stuff that we all came for: the sex.
Johnny’s pretty fucking great in bed, as lowkey and quiet as he usually is. This boy always makes sure that it feels good for you and that you actually finish, which isn’t always the case for some guys.
He usually opts for the slow, sensual, passionate, romantic sex. The lights are off, the curtains are open so you can see the city lights outside his apartment, and it’s just the two of you praising each other and showing your love and appreciation for each other. It’s really nice, actually.
Johnny always cuddles after sex. No exceptions. If the two of you need to get up and go take a bath or shower, he’ll do it, but then it’s straight to cuddling. The body heat makes him sleepy, and it’s very comfortable.
Sex is probably the time when Johnny really becomes vulnerable and let’s you know how he really feels about you and how much he really does love and treasures you. He speaks softly, like he’s afraid someone will overhear, but he just absolutely showers you with praise and affection and tells you how amazing he thinks you are and how he can’t imagine a life without you. It’s sappy as hell, and sometimes he’s kinda cheesy, but he’s being sincere, and it’s incredibly sweet.
Sometimes, the sex gets a bit rougher if he’s in a bad mood or has a lot of pent up energy, but it never gets to the point where you get hurt or where he’s insulting you or any of that. He’s pretty sexy when he’s like that, though.
The only exception to the “always cuddle after sex” rule is when the two of you have quickies. He prefers to have them when you’re in a skirt and a button-up shirt and heels, because he can just pull the skirt up and unbutton the shirt and fuck you in the heels(he finds it sexy.)
If the two of you ever decide to get married, the proposal and the wedding will both be very lowkey and casual, nothing over-the-top, but it’ll still be the best and most important moments of his life, and he’ll mean every word he says.
Basically, your relationship is laidback and quiet, but still passionate and romantic, and you’re his entire world, even if he can’t always show it.
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