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KILL la KILL: CONTINUATION Chapter 4

We're back again!

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KILL la KILL: CONTINUATION Chapter 3!

Enjoy!

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KILL la KILL: CONTINUATION Chapter 2 is up!

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KILL la KILL: CONTINUATION Chapter 1 is up!

"Chapter 1 - Somewhere Over The Rainbow" is ready to be read at the above link!

Please enjoy! See you all again in 2 weeks for the next chapter!

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TOMORROW: KILL la KILL CONTINUATION

October 3rd, 2024, 10pm EST

A 25-part fanfic series following the cast of KILL la KILL after saving the world. Featuring title cards and faux screenshots to feel as authentic to the original series as possible. New chapters uploaded bi-weekly at 10pm EST, every other Thursday.

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Pretend I posted this yesterday and it says "8 Days" in consistent font

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I hope you start back posting again. We miss you.

I

am cooking

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Two weeks...

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"kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism" did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

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Hi!!!! 💕 sorry to bother you i mean no disrespect,i really don't know what sort of opener to get you to talk to me but I'm a sugarmommy, and i'm pretty new here. I'm looking for an honest sugarbaby, it doesn't necessarily have to be SEXUAL, and i'll reward you with a fair weekly allowance....looking forward to hearing from you..💕feel free to send a dm ☺️🥰

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm what if I were to hit you with a brick instead

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thinking about Luffy from the perspective of an everyday schmo in his world is hilarious. And I don’t mean “I heard he was 20 feet tall” etc., though that is still really funny. I mean think about what’s public knowledge on him.

this guy comes out of nowhere, declares war on the fucking government, blows up the centre of their justice system, commits basically the biggest crime you can commit by punching super-royalty and somehow gets away with it, breaks into the most secure prison in the world, and breaks right back out again just to jump feet-first into the biggest war in recent memory, during which you find out oh hey he’s brothers with the pirate king’s kid, his dad’s also trying to overthrow the government, his grandpa’s a war hero who works for said government, and one of the freaking Four Emperors gives him his hat back. A few weeks later he breaks into the headquarters of the world’s biggest military (which is actively hunting him btw) just so he can ring a bell, and Roger’s right hand man is there helping him.

And then he fucking disappears for two years.

Suddenly he comes back, teams up with a Warlord of the Sea to save some country you’ve never heard of by dethroning its king, tries to assassinate one of the Emperors at her own tea party, and then runs away and takes down a completely different Emperor while his friends take out the first one. Here’s his crew:

guy who used to kill pirates for a living

woman who studies ancient deadly superweapons and blew up six ships when she was eight

one of the villains from your comic books

a world-famous rock musician

another Warlord (who’s also some kind of fish monster)

God

also he has a pet raccoon or something and apparently feeds it cotton candy

absolutely buckwild. how do you cope

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO! 

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I cried over this adorably silly boat

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.

fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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