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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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No no, i promise that this social norm that's been around since the 1950's is totally an innate aspect of human nature.

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actually the funniest thing that could happen right now would be Biden up and dying of old man disease so Kamala is a lame duck president for two months and technically the first woman president so they have to add a bunch of qualifiers like "first woman ELECTED president" when Hawk Tuah Girl wins in 2032

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GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡

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Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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Howdy folks, the Senate will be considering the first ever resolution blocking arms to Israel. This is huge and historic; it would block government contracting and about $20 billion in arms and support. This is an uphill battle, PLEASE urge your senators to support S.J.Res114-115. This is maybe the most important piece of legislation relating to Palestine that we have ever gotten and we must seize this opportunity.

This doc has information on the resolutions and their process, as well as sample messages and a phone script you can use. Please, use this moment to hear witness for your neighbors.

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my wife, holding my newborn son: he’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen….

me, thinking about super monkey ball speedruns: he’s……. okay i guess 

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ohhh lol *remembers i cant stand this anymore

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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Yor is so mother

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"Who radicalized you"

Actually I was taught at home that it's rude to be shitty at other people for no reason, and then some americans decided that this is a radical political ideology.