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…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
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do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
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you’ve heard of joots, jants, and jorts, not get ready for...
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just got a grand piano and you know what that means
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Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
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Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth
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im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it
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