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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Candy how r u

I’m fine, the worms haven’t claimed me yet, though i thought i saw one with a knife

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I need to know, people who are earbud/airpod users, why do you choose it over headphones? I ask cause i can barely stand having them in my ear for long, and if i manage to it ends up hurting after a while.

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here's a fun concept

The hero falls in love with the villain, doesn't feel appalled but tries to find out everything about them, especially the reason why they are supposedly " the villain " if they don't already know it.

just imagine the stupid look on their face when the villain says something like " I'll destroy this entire city! " but think ' baby girl noo this isn't a healthy way to cope with the loss of your family pet ' or smth along those lines lmao.

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Points

“ Oh shit! An angsty teenager! “

Nah in all seriousness, i constantly think that i’m so obviously upset about things that when i see them acting normally around me i think ‘ what the hell is wrong with them? ‘ when in all actuality i’m just masking it and being as polite as i can.

I would want people to know i’m upset and try to do something, but i never know what i need. So why plague the space around me with negativity if there’s no one that can fix it? It’s pointless.

Haha anyways i had a cheese stick, i can survive a few hours 👍

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at this point i don't expect anything from this, so half the shit that's gonna be here are yk, random shit i will not hold back from 👍

i have too many genders, i cannot keep them all at once or keep one for too long, this includes;

• Snake witch ( Snake with witch hat and PhD in brewery) who's trapped in a sloppy meat sack and is actively seeking to escape

• Circus Raccoon who's performances depend on the song and mood of said song

• The very particular feeling of sitting at a decked out bookstore window, fairy lights strung on top, and it's just the right time of sunset where the golden light is hitting the inside and illuminating all the shelves

• A slightly poor folded paper swan that someone made their crush and has been taken well care of by said crush because sentimentality

• Every singular masculine term put together into edible brownie batter that will be stored into a fridge for me to sneak bites out of during the dead of night

• Every singular lyric to " Slow Dance in a Parking Lot " by Jordan Davis, yet also the song made particularly for the town " Dirtmouth " in Hollow Knight at the same time

• A god who finds only pleasure in people watching and not being perceived by anyone

and my personal favorite but i don't feel too often;

• Snow during Thanksgiving night enough to make a small snowman

will post more when i feel like it 👍