cookie9sbiggestfan

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Et tu, Pilksus? My first follower…

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Alright, i mean, to each their own?? The amount of likes on this is frankly concerning… Is cartoon violence against internet celebrities who frustrate you just an accepted thing now?

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why?????

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Not as good as cookies, but sure!

Hey @pilksus! First follower! I haven’t looked at your stuff, but I’m guessing you’re into Cookie9? Maybe I should post actual content, haha!

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Hey @pilksus! First follower! I haven’t looked at your stuff, but I’m guessing you’re into Cookie9? Maybe I should post actual content, haha!

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PINNED POST

This is a Cookie9 fan account!

Follow the REAL Cookie at @cookie9sblog!

it/its & cook/cookself for me

(No, not after Cookie. After cookies. The regular noun kind.)

Minors DNI

18+ DNI

Only people Cookie9’s exact age can interact

Just kidding. I don’t know why I said that

Why are y’all bothering Cookie about British people and regrets????

No, I will not change my profile picture. I don’t care if you block me. Maybe I am a bot! You don’t know!

Please send me your cookie recipes :]

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I agree!!!!!!!

Might I say that your icons are something to marvel at? The simple yet recognizable design makes me giddy, not to mention the lovely coordinated colour scheme. I can already tell this will be a fabulous blog. I await your escapades, Cookie!

Thank you!

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I think it’s great!!!!!!!

Wait this is terrible. I can just post whatever comes to mind on this site.

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no flipping way!!!!!! THE Cookie Nine!!!!!! on tumblr dot com!!!!!!!!!!!

Introduction: Hello! Welcome to my blog.

To all those who are new here, I'm Cookie. You'll find posts about my experiences with gaming, my reviews on things, mainly regarding games, movies, and other media. If you're lucky you'll find a recipe or two, and yes, you'll be receiving a quarter of my life story to scroll through just to get to the actual recipe. (Just kidding, I'll be sure to include a link at the top of the post to skip through it if you don't have the time.)

Just like my old blog, comments and discussions are open! For the most part, I will admit, I really did miss talking with everyone who had the patience to read through my posts. There's also this "Ask" function which looks to be Tumblr exclusive. I'm very interested in trying that out. With all of that said, enjoy your stay.

As a warning:

I will come off to some as rude. I don't find it necessary for me to sugarcoat my posts or reviews on my own blog. Your favorite games, movies, comics, and people are not immune to my judgement, and I will most definitely laugh at you if you try to change my mind.

With that said, please don't take my reviews too seriously. These are just my opinions and thoughts on things and nothing more.

Frequently Asked Questions:

[1.] Where did your other blog go?

Sorry about that! I really would give you the full details, but that wouldn't be good for either of us. To summarize, due to personal issues, I ran into a bit of trouble with keeping the site up. Yes, this means all my archives are gone.

[2.] Some of your posts aren't reviews or even gaming or movie related. Why?

Go figure.

[3.] What's your favorite character?

...Of all time?

This is Corb, from a video game which is still in development. Delightful creature, so much so that I don't think I could wrack my brain for a single disappointing tidbit about him. A surprising feat by itself, I'd say. Cheers to the developers for making one of the only characters that I wouldn't frown at.

[4.] Do you have regrets?

What? No, genuinely, what?

I added this question into the F.A.Q. because my previous blog was frequently spammed with nonsense messages, with this question being my all-time favorite. If I were to take this question seriously, out of all my actions, I consider my most notorious to be the terrible chocolate chunk cookie recipe I released in 2012. Which means, yes. I have regrets.

[5.] What are your thoughts on oatmeal raisin cookies?

In short: They're good, but I'd like them better if they didn't mess up my jaw. Expect a more in depth post about this later on.

[6.] What's going on with some of your posts?

If you notice something strange, or someone posting on here who isn't me (Subpar grammar, all caps or lowercase messages), that's most likely the bot I made to manage this blog. You can try to contact it if you have any questions about this whole thing, but please note that it's still a work in progress and will not give you a comprehensible answer most of the time. I have tested it for analyzing and tagging my posts though, and it's acceptable for now.

[7.] Why 9? why not 10? why not 8?

We all know 10 is too much and 8 is too disappointing. A decent amount of cookies would be 9. Obviously.