cookerycultellus
Cookery Cultellus
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30s he/him- London. Posting in obscurity since 2010
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cookerycultellus · 6 hours ago
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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???
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This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.
They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.
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cookerycultellus · 21 hours ago
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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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cookerycultellus · 21 hours ago
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I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣
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cookerycultellus · 23 hours ago
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cookerycultellus · 24 hours ago
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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i need everyone to know that community is what will save us all in every single way imaginable. you forming a bond with your neighbour or coworker might help them move house or feel less alone or have the courage to leave an unhealthy living environment. you helping a stranger might provide them with hope. in turn, being able to lean on your community in times of need will save you. your broader bonds with your community are the revolution we need. our society seeks to divide and separate us in so many ways but we are all so much more united in our struggles and joys than you are made to believe. we need to hold onto each other very tightly.
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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AND the program costs less than Finland was previously paying trying to support unhoused people
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cookerycultellus · 2 days ago
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cookerycultellus · 3 days ago
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cookerycultellus · 4 days ago
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Wlw couples on the train 👩‍❤️‍👩🚆 (x)
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cookerycultellus · 5 days ago
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cookerycultellus · 5 days ago
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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 
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