...AND Royal Angst Gremlin! | Sami | 21 | They/Them • It/Its | Current Hyperfixation: Cookie Run Kingdom | Special Interest: OK K.O.! |
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task
but i cant fucking do the task
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
me at 4 am: i should get some water
me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge
120K notes
·
View notes
Text
normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
Experimenting with lines…with PV as the test subject because I’ve been focused on this evil wretched old man … the true “that fucking bird that I hate” but in an endearing way.
Silly doodle below

shoutout to my Tumblr Bodegamen you guys get artworks earlier than YouTube does.. wow
#I SAID THIS ON YT ALREADY BUT DUDE he looks so cool#I THINK I SAID THAT IDK OFR#biting#eating#chomping
57 notes
·
View notes
Text

i have nothing against this post at all but my friend was disturbed by the idea of hidden & unknown meats in the home and this is the solution I proposed

2K notes
·
View notes
Text
there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:
(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)
interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and
117K notes
·
View notes
Text
Completely forgot I had made this
2K notes
·
View notes