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I have decided that until further notice I can be found at my musings blog for my discord plots. @vixenofhades

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“I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.”

Disney/Hercules: Megara

Female Awesome Meme: Animated Characters (7/10)

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🔥Hades Stimboard🔥

☠️☠️☠️|☠️☠️☠️|☠️☠️☠️

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one of these days i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind

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🪲 indie multimuse ft. timon 🪲 written by ai (not an AI) 🪲 somewhat selective 🪲 crossover and oc friendly 🪲 promo by missa

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🥀 Reblog if you still remember those RP partners of yours that have abandoned their blogs a long time ago

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i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

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It is sass daughter's birthday today!

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Anon sent: Heavily ship Meg and Jessica Rabbit [ accepting ]

Listen anon, do not even get me stARTED on how much I would trade my kingdom for this ship. It's an excellent one indeed.

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@verreprincesse asked: i can see her being shipped with any himbo tbh cause she deserves a guy who is all about her and just loves her to pieces. [ accepting]

OOoh, yes we love a good himbo. Her and a certain himbo henchboy who is skilled at cooking has been a wishlist ship for a long time.

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@merveiilles sent: my boy @hcwlingwind because we love some toxic to lovers ships. tbh, all his ships are toxic. But that's some good shit right there. But also tossin Arista, Su and Snow into the mix [accepting]

I'm always here for the hun bun ship. My girl just naturally gravitates towards villains.

I see the vision, Snow is maybe the only one I couldn't see. I cannot see Sass daughter with anyone that wholesome. And also 👀 I had no idea that we were throwing new ships in there and in that case I would like to casually suggest the beetleboy (Because she has a type, unfortunately.)

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Hercules (1997) Dir. Ron Clements And John Musker

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Does anyone know what happened to musesofsareina?

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On anon or not, tell me who you ship my character with.

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disney ladies + hogwarts houses: slytherin

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Rather than reblog them and spam the dash again, I’d like to share that I have recently reblogged my permanent starter/plotting call as well as my relationship call!