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I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

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“Can I ask you a question?”

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me af

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girls don’t want a boyfriend.

girls want zendaya.

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i used to relate to squidward but these days i feel like patrick . dumb . jobless . tits out

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bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

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Its funny how you can do nice things for someone all the time and they never notice, but if you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.

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coke hits different when youre a repressed homosexual and your childhood best friend who was also your sexual awakening reappears in your life after a decade looking more handsome than ever with long ebony black hair and pale white skin and eyes like limpid tears but then he tells you he’s married with kids and yet he keeps putting his arm around your shoulders and buying you drinks and all the old feelings start to reemerge so you have to stare out the window like youre in a music video and ignore the wattage of his burning gaze on your face while still subtly working your angles

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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EUPHORIA (2019)

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Rue and Jules in Euphoria 1.08 | And Salt the Earth Behind You

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if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.