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Get off dating apps. The love of your life is in the saw bathroom.
#sure one of you is not leaving the saw bathroom but then you have someone to be haunted by for the rest of your life!#so it all works out
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for me itโs the fact that you as a de riva get immediately directly in the middle of dellamorte internal business while everyone else in the crows is just too preoccupied to do anything about this
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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the drowning will never not be funny. to me
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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#Denzel has no business being this funny
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4K CELEBRATION: FAVOURITE SHOWS THAT DESERVED BETTER โณ The Wilds โข Laura (@tylrgalpins) Fucking ocean took all my shit!
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I was overcame by a vision: Velanna + the Awakening crew as the protagonists of all Dragon Age games
(She speedruns everyoneโs quests and then joins Solas [she finds him insufferable though])
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does anyone else feel sooooo crazy and insane but in the most boring way possible
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What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?
Fuck with me you wish you had my cups
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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fyodor dostoevsky (the brothers karamazov), charles bukowski (a vote for the gentle light)
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Promotional pics of Glenn Close as Cruella De Vil in 101 Dalmatians (1996). Costumes designed by Anthony Powell
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