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Happy Halloween~

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

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if you and your blorbo switched places, would you both survive?

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do you ever see a character and think "someone needs to selfship with that character"

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hey babe your tone seemed off in your latest ominous message scrawled in blood on the wall are you mad at me?

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lighting a cigarette off the rim of my guardian angel's halo and they have to watch and let me shorten my lifespan by smoking it even though they're assigned to protect me from harm. because of free will.

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hey sorry but you actually have to imagine a universe where your s/i is canon and a bunch of people in the fandom are super invested in shipping you with your f/o. you gotta think about the “daily” accounts that would be made for your ship; the way ppl would go crazy whenever the two of you had screentime/interactions together and post things like “omg the way they look at eachother 😢” “they’re so in love”. all the in-depth analysis threads pointing out the nuances and arguing for why your ship is canon ???!!! yeah just consider it

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yeah your ship may have kissed but did they try to kill each other?

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if you had to selfship with the last fictional character in your camera roll WHO ISNT AN F/O, how screwed would you be?

(proship dni)

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I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses

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shout out to this tweet for RUINING my ability to hear "the time being" without thinking about this

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uhhhhhhh gay people. send tweet.

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promo!!

you can call me Jules, he/him, I'm 26 and big trans polyam queer. John constantine is my husband forever but I have several other f/os too!

Peep my carrd for more . love u bye

[constantineshusband]

[constantineshusband]

promo!!

you can call me Jules, he/him, I'm 26 and big trans polyam queer. John constantine is my husband forever but I have several other f/os too!

Peep my carrd for more . love u bye

[constantineshusband]

ONE PIECE (1999-?) ✴ RORONOA ZORO episode 1103 ✴ turn back my father! bonney's futile wish created by oda eiichiro