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it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

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how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane

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Hermann Hesse, Wandering: Notes and Sketches (1920)

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did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

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Wunk regains the land

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being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

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Thinking about how wild it is that enshittification starts as a way for the rich to squeeze the populace for more money but ends up infecting everything so even luxury products decline in quality. They’ve got more money than fucking God now and for what? Literally they can’t even buy fun nice stuff for themselves because they killed craft.

Anyway this post is about Dhaka muslin but it’s also about everything.

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One of the great joys of being from the Pacific Northwest and living elsewhere is getting to introduce people to the concept of a geoduck

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Story time: sometimes we had to do unconscious diver drills for my scientific scuba training, which meant floating prone pretty close to the bottom of the puget sound pretending to need rescue. And let me tell you. Flatfish bury themselves in the muck at the bottom and are remarkably tolerant of strange land creatures getting all up in their business. Luckily they're still cute when your face is inches away from them

After glaze firing / before glaze firing: existential crisis flatfish edition!!

In related news, I'm finally (FINALLY) working on a shop update - just about to start editing photos & will announce a date/time ASAP!!

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Charlie and Oscar too tbh

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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:)

i think about the fake american names from the japanese baseball video game at least once per day. sleve mcdichael and bobson dugnutt are like close friends to me.

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yeah :D

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