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Been drawing lots of reindeer at work these days
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?? The tumblr bit aside, what a wild way to respond to a fairly reasonable compliment
I just complimented someone's shoelaces irl and they looked at me like I had two heads and asked what prompted this and I bluescreened this was the worst possible outcome
#like if a compliment is objectifying or makes you uncomfortable then yes call that shit out#but “what prompted this” is so funny(derogatory) to me
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'beantown' postcards from boston, massachusetts, 1950s.
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if he was still alive I know in my heart that Terry Pratchett would have done a bit about Igors and Igorinas doing gender confirmation surgery by now. going into a lab full of bubbling vials and picking out a penis from a tank the way you pick a lobster. that one, please. you gotta be careful though because they'll really try to upsell you into getting two or three installed. people going to the clinic as pairs and just having parts swapped out for a discounted rate. maybe you actually just trade brains, that's even easier. Igorth have already been doing that thurgery for thenturieth.
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going to try to make january a more fun month this year - you should too
(https://www.instagram.com/p/Bdg_sualviw/)
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- cactus
- rhubarb(?)
- basket
words that could plausibly be women's names if they weren't already words:
-conifer
-javelin
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out
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Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm
I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦
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marina that i started painting back in november... 🍓 please consider commissioning me if you like my art! 🍓
#i love your arttttt its so Texture#its like touching linen and wool at the same time#can i explain that? no#anyway this slaps
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(*some photos of tardigrades don't show their eyes because they're 3-d scans of the tardigrade's surface and the eyes are inside of their transparent head)
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