consentingcrabgrass
come to the dark side... we have cheetos
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Ali | 31 | ENFJ | Chaotic Neutral | Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.
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consentingcrabgrass · 11 days ago
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consentingcrabgrass · 16 days ago
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campingbaras
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painting of two capybaras in the forest roasting marshmellows on a campfire
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consentingcrabgrass · 21 days ago
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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consentingcrabgrass · 24 days ago
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consentingcrabgrass · 24 days ago
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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
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consentingcrabgrass · 24 days ago
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consentingcrabgrass · 24 days ago
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Last timeloop I gave you my heart....
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consentingcrabgrass · 24 days ago
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writers and artists everywhere all the time
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consentingcrabgrass · 24 days ago
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consentingcrabgrass · 26 days ago
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Jurassic Park (1993) 🎬 Steven Spielberg
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consentingcrabgrass · 1 month ago
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consentingcrabgrass · 1 month ago
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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
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consentingcrabgrass · 1 month ago
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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
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consentingcrabgrass · 1 month ago
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some of you should be prescribed less internet time by your psychologists
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