Ali | 31 | ENFJ | Chaotic Neutral | Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be
#12 years at target#and I’m still plumbing the depths of human stupidity#more than once a guest successfully convinced a tm to accept a returned coffee maker ‘still in the box’ that was full of mystery liquid#I get someone asking me where the milk is every single day#every day I assure somebody that there’s no way they’re coming to me with the world’s stupidest question#because they ask me for something that’s within both eyeshot and arm’s reach#guests: I am holding your hand. mostly because you asked me where the exit is and I’m questioning how you drove yourself here
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strong, confident, and stupid is the total package in a woman if i’m being honest
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies
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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case
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'Jumping around skipping like a dipshit'
Poetry.
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.04 ✐ᝰ Costume Contest
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#she is so unserious 😂 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- )
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Abbott Elementary (4x03) | She's All That (1999)
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