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@hahadoesanythingreallymatteranyw

Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍

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Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍

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Carol is a trash human being but an excellent ghost. Dies by choking on a donut hole. Barely reacts. Immediately bangs half of the ghost population on the property including her late husband who loathes her. I want to be like Carol when I die. 10/10 ghost goals.

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whatever [dons my gay apparel]

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ALIVE/MODERN T-Money aesthetic

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I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME

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It came to me in a vision

This has probably been done before, but whatever

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hello

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2025

I MADE IT THROUGH ALL OF 2024 WITHOUT SELF HARMING! 2025 NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS TO KEEP IT UP! 574 DAYS CLEAN!

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Where did Andy shower when he was on the run 😭

i mean sometimes he'd make some friends, and crash at someone's place for a couple days and shower, or he'd just use like a gas station shower, there were ways to do it for sure!

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“calories dont count over the holidays” WRONG! calories don’t count ever. stop counting them enjoy ur life

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Being the oldest ghost, I think the reason Thor still calls cars “land ships” is the same reason why moms call every video game “Nintendo.” They know it’s wrong but they just say it cause they think it’s funny to playfully mess with the kids.

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ghosts + posts

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Me, writing a WIP involving Hobbits and the Shire: "My hole is your hole." Me: Me: "No, no, nope." *backspaces in horror*

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extra love to trans people who have to go by their dead name around their families for the holidays

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Reminder that caregivers of children are, by definition, supposed to provide shelter, food, and clothing. They did not do you a huge favor by providing this. It was the bare minimum of the job description that they voluntarily signed up for. You are not indebted to your caregivers for giving you the very basics.