connoisseuroffineart

[connoisseuroffineart]

The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

[connoisseuroffineart]

Crack

POV: it’s 2021 and you hear this mashup for the first time

(app: djay)

[connoisseuroffineart]

I love it when @parchy releases new things. Mmmmm.

ProHero Bakugou x UA teacher reader (best friends to lovers)

Part 1

“Yeah, sorry Mina.” A nervous chuckle leaves your throat as you press the phone to your ear. Your friend had finally calmed down, so you had to call your other friend to tell her she could enjoy the rest of her night. “I’m glad you guys hadn’t left yet, otherwise I’d feel terrible.”

After exchanging a few more words and telling her to have a goodnight, you end the call and shove the phone into your back pocket. Now you had to deal with the mess Bakugou had made trying to make it to your front door. He’d thrown himself to his feet the second your story ended and it registered to him that you’d been disrespected by a man who’d cried to him just days ago about you.

“I’ll clean it, don’t worry about it.” You noticed the way his red eyes couldn’t meet yours and the stiffness in his shoulders as you began to clean the spilled candy he’d knocked from your table. “I can’t believe you waste time on asshats like that.”

“How was your date?” He’d always disapproved of the men you had in your life, so changing the subject was the only way out of another you can do better speech. “I didn’t get any SOS texts so I assume it went well enough.”

The tiny candies are tossed into the trash while Bakugou ignores your question. He didn’t want to talk about the girl he couldn’t remember the name of or the less than worth it date he’d taken her on. You’d just scold him for being picky and tell him he’d die alone at this rate, and with the weight in his chest every time you texted him- he’d started to believe it himself.

“Kats, I’m talking to you.” Your best friend was notoriously known for being an asshole, but he never ignored your questions, he was usually over the moon to tell you every detail of his dates- including the ones you could live without ever knowing. “Are you seriously mad I wouldn’t let you ruin your career over a guy I didn’t even like that much?”

“I’m pissed.” He answers, straightening your coffee table. Returning to the spot he’d previously been sat in on your couch, he finally meets your hardened gaze and rolls his eyes. “The guys a shitty fuckin side kick, and he’s out here sleeping with other women?”

“It’s fine.” Being friends with Katsuki Bakugou had always been troublesome. He was too angry for his own good, and you hated how he let such small things set him off. You didn’t care if it was true, and the guy had slept with someone else, it was over and you wouldn’t miss him. “You know I’m okay, right?”

“Not the point, kid.” The stupid nickname he’d always used when things got tense, kid. An insult he’d called you when you were students and you struggled to keep up with his ever growing strength. “You’re not some random hookup, you shouldn’t keep letting bottom barrel no body’s treat you like one.”

“That’s what I wanted though, he wanted to date and I’m the one who said no.” Your career was important to you, so dating wasn’t something you particularly cared about. Clearly, your best friend didn’t care, rolling his eyes again as you plop beside him and throw your legs into his lap. “If wed been dating maybe I’d be upset, but we weren’t so it is what it is.”

Comfortable silence replaces the thick tension the room had been filled with just minutes ago. Something about the way his fingertips brushed lazily across your bare legs made you forget why you’d even been arguing with him in the first place. The world might know him as the explosive hero with zero people skills, but behind closed doors, he was truly one of the softest kindest people you’d ever met. Sure, it took years of friendship and many many arguments to find that heavily guarded part of him burried under the thicker less bearable layers of his personality- but once you did, he never hid it from you again.

“I’m crashing here tonight, I’ll shower in the morning.” His voice sounded distant, like he’d been a thousand miles away as he stared blankly out the window beside him. You’d learned he zoned out far too often and his mind just spoke itself. “Since someone had to fight me for 30 minutes and now I don’t have time.”

“Uh huh, blame me.” You weren’t usually one to drop an argument, especially one you knew you’d when. But you were enjoying the soft glide of his fingers running up and down your shin to even try to argue. “I have to be out by 6. The train leaves at 6:10, so try not to be an ass in the morning.”

You preferred public transport, so waking up early was just a part of your routine now. Your poor car had hardly driven a mile in months, sitting sadly in the car park. Driving was for people with no patience, and you had plenty.

“I’ll take you to work on my way in, so I can buy you coffee as an I’m sorry.” And so he could spend a few extra minutes with you, he tells himself silently. “I could pop in and scare your students into behaving.”

“No. they already assume you’re my husband bevause you’re there so often.” It was true. Your students had asked you a thousand times if the two of you lived together, if Dynamite was a good husband, and all the things that made you laugh uncomfortablly at 7 in the morning. “Plus, you know if Mr. Aizawa sees you again he’ll kick your ass. I know you miss your bestie all day- but please try to control yourself.”

“Not possible. I’ve been tryin to control myself- but yaknow, someone needs pants or a coffee or a damn charger everyday.” He smirks, blocking your foot from nudging him in faux annoyance. “Just because I’m a Hero doesn’t mean you can keep usin me like this.”

“Yeah? How do you suggest I use you then Dynamite?” Your stupid question had left your mouth before you even realized how it sounded, causing your face to burn and your feet to retract from his lap to allow you to burry your face in your knees. “Fuckin hell, ignore that- I didn’t mean for that to sound so suggestive.”

“Nah, I get it. You’re totally into me.”

———

Just had to let yall know their dynamic, fun stuff happens soon.

Also waited until midnight to post because ITS MY BIRTHDAY GANG!!!

-Parchy💖

———

Permanent Tags: @k0z3me @themultifandomgirl @strwbrrykthv @stanseventeen @kalulakunundrum

@iluv-ace @falling-throughthe-hourglass @disaster-rose @pikachuzhc @zaiban2989

@v3n7s @nemisimp

@babylambdietcoke @msmarvelknight @hyunjinshairband7 @minssecret @cl3xr

@ffyona1214 @waterfal-ling @meru-the-succubus @randomhuman112 @ghostswhoretbh

@cheshairacat @bbybubbles @hantas-left-elbow @spltbtch @stoned-anime-babe

@irenne-stans

@emmab3mma @yoongiismylove2018 @zmbiecvntlala @itgetzweird08 @snoozebun

@monkey-d-hoshizora98 @ita606 @missmanda511 @msxmeow @thewonderingcherrycoke

@olivetree3 @anime2006 @makeitrainonsomehoes @mochiiee0-o @miceydarling

@holobean @mcromer2999-blog @aranikai @hebewebe @thekidscallmebosss

@qardasngan @gstorm-xo @starynigvt @lilbitohaikyuu @kodzubaby

@bookaholicfangirl4life @froggy-crystal @projectchaos @bitchyfestivalbouquet @marsbars09

@rikislove @bakugouswh0r3 @connoisseuroffineart @anniesb97 @makeitrainonsomehoes @pikachuzhc

@britheteenagewitch @s777athv @thekidscallmebosss @zippaur @tori8760

[connoisseuroffineart]

TAYLOR SWIFT: THE ERAS TOUR 17th March 2023 – 8th December 2024 🏆 149 Shows, Highest Grossing Tour of All Time It was the end of an era, but the start of an age. The only thing that's left is the manuscript, one last souvenir from my trip to your shores. Now and then I reread the manuscript, but the story isn't mine anymore 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍 insp.

We do it because people need an escape from how brutal life can be, and it is the honour of a lifetime to be that for them, if only for a night. And although we are all on our own in this big scary life, somehow it doesn’t feel that way when we’re singing the same words as 80,000 other people wearing glittery face paint. We do it because life comes in waves, in phases, in brilliant flurries of magical moments, and all of these things come together to create….Eras. The most wondrous tour of my life, my beloved Eras Tour.

[connoisseuroffineart]

Me with Youngblood. (I'm the top 0.001%)

💪😩

[connoisseuroffineart]

Hi

Fave 5SOS SONGS??

Sorry for the super late reply omg!! I absolute adore anything from Youngblood otherwise I love Blender and San Francisco 😍

[connoisseuroffineart]

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

[connoisseuroffineart]

It's been three years. What have I missed?

[connoisseuroffineart]

Harry Styles As luke hemmings

• edited by me

• like or reblog if you saved

[connoisseuroffineart]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[connoisseuroffineart]

literally paramore was right

[connoisseuroffineart]

SO SOFT 🥺

[connoisseuroffineart]

#harry styles

I love u

[connoisseuroffineart]

Adore You @ Capital’s Jingle Bell Ball 

[connoisseuroffineart]

♥️♥️

[connoisseuroffineart]

Luke is creeping into my Ashton heart . . .

wtf he’s sooo cuute i can’t hsxbdkbsjlkw

[connoisseuroffineart]

literally the love of my whole life.

(credits to hemmosdaily on ig✨)