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I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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im a bit of a pointless hater about certain usages of the term “monsterfucker” bc i think it’s often one of those things people say but don’t believe with their whole chest. like if all the “monsters” you like are vampires and similar mopey human-looking folks it’s possible you are actually just into goths. Let’s not dilute the beautiful world of teratophilia for our bloodborne sex soldiers out there fucking and sucking in yharnam or whatever. Anyone on earth would fuck a vampire. that’s vanilla

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x05 - “Blisters and Bedrock”

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Before hooking up with someone tell them “i’m… kinda weird down there. Like… you know in a lord of the rings type of way” and then refuse to elaborate

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going into work at the glue factory!

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They're sillies ur honor

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AFI's 100 Greatest American Films Of All Time 92. Goodfellas (1990)

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Other people want Doctor Who to go back to it's roots by having the Doctor be a white man. I want Doctor Who to go back to it's roots by having the Doctor tell a Dalek to kill itself. We are not the same.

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Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

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I have a lot of doctor appointments, as a chronically ill bitch does. And when the doctors learn I am trans there are inevitable follow up questions (and often apologizing for calling me my deadname/the wrong pronouns) - “are you looking to get top surgery? Do you want to go on testosterone? It could effect your other medications so I need to know now”

For like four years I went “Ehhh I dunno, I don’t know if I really want top surgery” & then I finally gave in and got it and it’s been Amazing

For like 6 years I’ve been like “ehhh I dunno, I don’t think I want testosterone, I don’t want to deal with the side effects” & I’m about to finally give in and ask my hepatologist if maybe we can keep a reaaaaaally close eye on my liver so I can go on it……pray for me. I don’t want the hair or rage but I really want the voice changes & like, fat redistribution, so….

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i wanna talk about this shot

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thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………