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Drop & Squish Collection by sand.tagious

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The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

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this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

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No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

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the only royals u should be worried about is number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down) ten kills on the board right now ju

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middle part this side part that......sexy girls just run their hands in their hair and let god decide what it should be

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take my uquiz and let me assign you a gender

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yes. all

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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

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no

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More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”