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[conise]

*jegulus as divorced parents and their child harry who is absolutely done with them*

harry: dad, guess who's here

regulus: my brother?

harry: your husband

regulus: i don't have a husband, call the police

james: *appears and leans against the door frame with his arms crossed and a smirk on his lips* your EX-husband

regulus: i'll call the police

[conise]

(idea inspired by the song "die with a smile" by bruno mars and lady gaga)

Can someone please write a jegulus fic where they're both famous singers (James as a solo artist and Regulus in a band) and after dating for a few years, they finally collaborate on a song?

But like nobody knows that it's actually a collaboration, James only told the press an ambiguous statement that he's "revealing a new song at the grammy's."

So imagine the shock when it was finally revealed that it was a collaboration and that Regulus was the person James collabed with.

And get this, no one knows they're dating, not even James friends (Sirius, Remus, Peter, Mary, Lily and Marlene) and Regulus bandmates (Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas).

Then, James and Regulus kisses at the end of the song, and the people inside the venue are absolutely going bonkers because they're the most unexpected couple of the century.