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Yall Jake Dunn stay taking fat Ls!!!! Recent leaks by Glenn Greenwald and the intercept show that Jake Dunn has never brushed his teeth and has upwards of 45 cavities! His breath stank so bad the UN has been thinking about categorizing it as a chemical weapon.  Yall this man is so un Le Epic it actually depresses me!  This is a photo of me having to breathe his stanky breath!  (Yes I know I have hair here.  This was taking before I lost all my hair in a wax factory accident, pls dont judge just appreciate :)

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Is an explanation like even necessary...#shame

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Wow. I have never seen a match this high before.  It now appears that his beard was grown not only to trick people into thinking he was fuckable, but also to disguise himself from his role as one of the most famous murderers in human history.  Lee Harvey Oswald.  If you rearrange the letters and add some, you get Jake Dunn.  This CANT be a coincidence. Wake THE FUCK UP PPL

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Omg u guys I am actually shaking rn.  Something always felt weird about the JFK assassination, so I popped the image of his death into my computer program, adobe flash player, and used the magnify function.  And OMG I found a beardless Jake Dunn at the SCENE OF THE CRIME.  I am stunned.  I always knew he was a scumbag, but this is a conspiracy that goes deeper than any of us.  If I go missing in the next few days, know it was Jake who made me disappear.

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Yummy yummy, toes in my belly!  Congobongohero69 loves toes! Toes in mouths are an essential part to any healthy physical intimacy.  So tasty!

Also, dont listen to pathetic loser Jake Dunn, who says toes arent microbiologically safe to lick.  What a chump! No time for him, by belly is full of toes ;P

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In honor of pride month, I wanted to share a photo of me and my first boyfriend.  As u can see, this was before I lost all my hair in a tragic grilling accident, and before Bowser went to jail for insider trading and tax fraud.  It is still one of the most magical nights of my life (and one of the sorest mornings) Ive had in my life.  Happy pride everyone :)

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U guys might think Jake Dunn is sexy but ITS ONLY BCUZ HE HAS A BEARD!!1! This is a rare photo of him without his beard, and hes totally unfuckable!!! DOnt be tricked by his new facial hair fellas!

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Hey u guys, I know u all are just getting to know me but I need ur help.  This sexy little minx has been sending me nudes, and I am super into it! I love the way I can see the curve of their body without any icky hair! My only problem is, I cant see if they have a popping pussy or a big meaty shlanger!  Tell me what YOU think in the comments, and let me know if I should expect to be dicked down or be the one doing the dicking down!

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Hey guys, this is me, congobongohero69! I have aAlopecia, a condition where I have no hair.  But that juist means u can see my rocking bod! This blog will just have a lot of my favorite stuff, and will also be exposing Jake Dunn for the fraud that he is.  Thanks home dogs, and stay Le Epic!