confusedwittlecactis

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I don’t care how bad I have to piss

Im checking behind the fucking shower curtain-

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I'm gonna snatch

pls no snatch

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are lobsters mermaids to scorpions

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can you hear me crying

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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle

Klaus: Wait. Three? Three people?

Police: Yes....three people.

Klaus: Oh sHIT-

Police: .....Sir?

Klaus: -BEN FUCKING FELL OFF.

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has this been done yet

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can you imagine going to a friends house and seeing this fucking monstrosity hanging in the closet

this is the worst fucking idea i’ve ever seen

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Yes my child

Hi! I’m looking for some new mutuals!

So if you stan/like:

- MCR

- FOB

- TØP

- P!ATD

- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

- Frank Iero

- Gerard Way

- Umbrella Academy

- Klaus Hargreeves

- RATS I LOVE RATS JUST??? 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐁🐁🐁

- Green Day

- if you’re an artist (it can be music!!!)

- The Legend Of Zelda

- Animal Crossing

- Ryan Ross

- Waterparks

- Paramore

- Palaye Royale

- Emo/witchy/goth aesthetic

Then reblog this!! I’ll follow you

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me: trick or yeet

neighbor: yeet?

me: tHEY HAVE CHOSEN YEET-

neighbor: no I meant-

me: *yeets em into the ocean*

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me: *in a spelling bee*

teacher: your word is "Alexander"

me: AL-EX-AN-D-ER-

teacher: that is correct but why did you say it like tha-

me: -WE ARE MEANT TO BE A COLONY THAT RUNS INDEPENDENTLY. MEANWHILE BRITAIN KEEPS SHITTIN’ ON US ENDLESSLY ESSENTIALLY-

teacher: what the fu-

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Is

French

Just

Cursive

Spanish?