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Dragon Age fans, we have a small gift for you from the Mass Effect team! 💫 Make sure you download the latest patch for Dragon Age: The Veilguard! Instructions below the break.

After patching, you’ll find a chest next to the Workshop

Chest appears after completing the Harding Mission “The Singing Blade”

If “The Singing Blade” is already completed, the chest will be available the next time you visit the Lighthouse

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This is a ritual, a prayer, a plea.

This is a sacrifice, a bloodletting, a need.

This is a transformation of flesh, one stitch at a time. This is meat from a stone, warm and pulsating. From one mouth to another, this is the passing of a story with far too many limbs, slick and scaly. -

Mouth to Mouth to Mouth is a collection of transmasc horror erotica, made up of 7 short stories featuring insects, elves, fairies, and more -- all mired in the grotesque and profane. I cannot be happier with how this turned out, and I hope you find it sickening.

[out now]

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Do the right thing Baron

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I wonder if it's a sign of better or worse mental health when you wake up to loud explosions outside your window and immediately go back to sleep because "they sound closer to another neighborhood than mine" and "unless the explosion shakes my house, sleeping is more important"

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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now this did make me literally laugh out loud

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Information on DIY HRT, in case anyone needs it.

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merrill in DRAGON AGE 2 (2011)

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the term "phasmid," meaning "stick insect," comes from a latin word meaning "apparition" or "phantom," due to the creatures' ability to hide in plain sight, and then move around and scare people.

the largest phasmids likely remain undiscovered; the longest insect known to science was a phasmid from a species that remains formally unnamed and undescribed, even since being captured for the first time in china in 2014.

a female specimen of the quasi-mythical australian species of gargantuan stick insect was sought by a curator of museum victoria for three years before he encountered one, also in 2014. upon realizing what it was, he says, “I started screaming."

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reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

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Personally, I am going to tax my thoughts of doom.

In the past I used to donate to LGBTIQ+ Military (Ukrainian NGO) whenever I saw something stupid said about the war online. Today I am donating a fixed amount for every hour I spend thinking how we are fucked. 

Donation link: English version, Ukrainian version.

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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can elon still kill himself even if trump wins it was like the only thing i was looking forward to this month

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hate to live in the world where the fate of my country depends on the usa elections even though i live on the other side of the planet

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Who the fuck knows what's next but we have to live on

[Image ID: Little hamster holding a little cup to its face using its little hands. The hamster looks you in the eyes and says: "Who the fuck knows what's next, but we have to live on". /End ID]

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do not start your day. fuck all of this.

[Image ID: A cartoon smiling blob with a cup of coffee in its hand. The picture has a grayscale filter on it, and in the eyes of the depicted creature only existential emptiness can be seen. The Ukrainian text says: "Do not start your day. Fuck all of this." /End ID]