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I miss 5th World Problems... used to be a daily poster before I deleted my account. Alas

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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shes so cute wahh T____T<3333

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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

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memes from an alternate universe

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Would be kinda funny if he is publically revealed after Luigi is probably sentenced and they have to admit they fucked up and lied

the guy that actually killed Brian Thompson watching Luigi's perp walk and trial

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Tyranny will die

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Look, the fundamental problem is that "maids" is not a monophyletic group. There is no coherent taxonomic definition which both includes everything that's traditionally considered a maid and excludes everything that isn't. If we want to construct "maids" as a proper clade descended from a common ancestor, then either mimes are a kind of maid, or housekeeping robots aren't – those are our only options.

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"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

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Cursed with Strength

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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I do think with news of the ceasefire, everyone should read up on what the ceasefire actually means and what the different phases of the ceasefire are. here's a good source for what we know as of now:

Some of my initial takeaways are:

this ceasefire is temporary (as of right now, six weeks long). negotiations will continue but israel is not offering guarantees about continued non-violence. BDS remains important. be vigilant, keep pressure up

rafah crossing will open one week after the initial phase starts

israel will release 2000 prisoners

more aid will get to northern gaza, look out for ways you can help

if the second phase is initiated, israel will do a complete withdrawal from gaza. which means the initial phase will not include that. again i say: BE VIGILANT

if the third phase is reached, reconstruction will begin "under international supervision"

nothing is over, even if this is a relief. do not tape out, do not tune out.

pls still read the full article

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I do think with news of the ceasefire, everyone should read up on what the ceasefire actually means and what the different phases of the ceasefire are. here's a good source for what we know as of now:

Some of my initial takeaways are:

this ceasefire is temporary (as of right now, six weeks long). negotiations will continue but israel is not offering guarantees about continued non-violence. BDS remains important. be vigilant, keep pressure up

rafah crossing will open one week after the initial phase starts

israel will release 2000 prisoners

more aid will get to northern gaza, look out for ways you can help

if the second phase is initiated, israel will do a complete withdrawal from gaza. which means the initial phase will not include that. again i say: BE VIGILANT

if the third phase is reached, reconstruction will begin "under international supervision"

nothing is over, even if this is a relief. do not tape out, do not tune out.

pls still read the full article

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

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every time I see some bigshot scientist revealed as a fraud my knee-jerk reaction is "hell yeah elisabeth bik got 'em good" AND IM RIGHT

SHE NEVER QUITS!!!!

ICONIC!!!!

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Skibidi bap bap yes yes indeed

Why is it only now that I realized Macauley Culkin and Kieran Culkin are literally related

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Six hundred fish

Odysseus picking up fishing as a hobby after returning to Ithica because he won't eat sheep, pigs, or cows anymore, and unstrings his bow for the last time to turn it into a fishing rod and sit by the sea every day and sing "get out of the water" to tease Poseidon

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background practice that took on a life of its own