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My friends: so what are you doing this weekend?
Me: eating chips and laying on the floor until i can no longer Feel
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Today I reached for a bowl to scoop a serving of ice cream into, only to realize that I am a free man. This ice cream is my own. I purchased it with my own wages for my personal consumption. I can eat as much as I like directly out of the carton if I damn well please; I have no one to be considerate of or answer to.
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There are lots of “worst parts” to the Dark Tower series, but the one that haunts me is the suggestion that Roland somehow physically resembles Stephen King.
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I don’t really remember much of the content of my dream, only that there were massive quantities of blood, and all of it was thick and sluggish and syrupy, with a viscosity and texture distressingly like applesauce.
I’m having diabetes anxiety dreams on my friend’s behalf, apparently.
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