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The fact that Aperture Science canonically has a gender-neutral, polyamory-friendly partnership policy isn't a joke about Cave Johnson being inexplicably pro-queer. It's because their corporate medical plan allows them to experiment on your spouse. More spouses means more test subjects. That's the joke.

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my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

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Jean-Paul Sinibaldi - "Salammbô (detail)" (1885)

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have yall seen the video of frank and ray betting on the g vs clerk fight…

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This tiny park in my neighborhood has such a striking color palette 🌻🌾

Gdańsk, 19 VIII 2025

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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Welcome to the Black Parade from outside MetLife stadium (x)

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I want him

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new photo of the clerk’s list in chicago via ras visual. mostly the standard list (no ‘go birds’ though) except for the last line…

which is written upside down and says “i don’t know where i am”

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ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

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stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

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james and the giant pronoun