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She’s soooo jealous of all my other cats for being on medication. Won’t somebody please prescribe her medicine. She wants her own medicine soooo bad
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(has a tummyache but doesn't want to ruin my air of gothic mystique) there is a deep pain welling inside me
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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ENOUGH F*CKING AROUND ARE THEY GIANTS OR NOT??????
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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful
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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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