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gentle reminder that south korea is occupied korea

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sucesor espiritual de escribí en español culoroto

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whenever i contemplate whether or not i should post something here i have this same exchange with myself

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dream tes vi plot: revolutions in alinor, valenwood, and elsweyr strive to topple the dominion, continuing the story tes v started. the cyrod empire's also crumbling in the background as its few remaining provinces declare sovereignty

tes vi plot prediction: something ancient + powerful + sinister is assailing high rock

tes vi plot if they let me write it: dragon property disputes at the thingstead

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The Dragonborn calls for Odahviing, who doesn’t come.

This, of course, is cause for concern.

Since the Greybeards’ thunder-call—no, since Helgen, since that ride in the rattling cart—a strange, reckless intuition has guided the Dragonborn. Now, for the first time since Alduin’s fall, she sighs and heeds its pull; she saddles her horse and rides out to Whiterun’s western watchtower, where the ground is parched, licked clean and bare by long-extinguished fire. The air still tastes of ash. Mirmulnir’s white bones are gone, hawked in bustling markets or returned by wing-brothers to their distant cairn.

But Odahviing—Odahviing is there, circling the tower at a draybeast’s steady plod, churning his claws through the dry, black earth.

The Dragonborn, watching her lieutenant go about his odd and methodical work, frowns. What is he doing?

“Hail, little brother!‌” she calls, sliding from her nervous horse—

—and the heavy head rises like a pillar of fire, and the burning eyes widen in surprise, and red Odahviing says in a voice like hissing magma: “Hail, thuri.”

The Dragonborn has to restrain her horse.

“I called you three days ago,” she says, solid and calm even as the dragon’s steaming maw descends to meet her. “You didn’t show. I suppose you were busy with—whatever this is?”

Odahviing huffs a gout of smoke. “No. I was holding tinvaak with the Old One,” he admits, grave and embarrassed. His tail twitches. “He says that I am too impatient—that I do not understand the Way.”

Skeptically eyeing the dragon’s muddy claws, the Dragonborn soothes her steed with a murmured Word. “And what do you say?”

Odahviing needs little goading; even at this small challenge, his eyes kindle and flash. “I say,” he snarls, rearing to his full, proud height, “that when this land is green again, the Old One will see that he is wrong.”

His shadow falls across the deep clawtracks he’s scraped in the scorched earth. The Dragonborn stoops to inspect them, then grins, at last recognizing them for what they are: the earnest, clumsy furrows of a makeshift plough.

“What are you planting?” she asks.

Odahviing preens. “I am planting wheat.”

The Dragonborn stands. She casts a stern, amused eye over the half-tilled plain, the crumbling tower, the dragon she did not slay.

“Then this land will be gold, not green,” she says, and smiles, thinking of it.

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Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*

Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI

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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

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no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing

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WHAT

it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

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"finally.. the word of power after a pretty tough boss fight.." Volsungs ass instantly waking up.

it literally gave me a jumpscare and i had to sit for at least a minute re-evaluing my existence

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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If her body's a temple, get on your knees. Beg at her altar. Pray for her praise. Give her an offering she can't refuse— earn the gaze of another goddess.

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it would be the funniest thing ever if we lost a good chunk of alt right people to raw milk ngl

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I send them in the groupchat and tell everyone else not to look

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

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He’s got a mortgage