conchasaurio
conchasaurio
Piss sommelier
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That is a joke please do not send me piss related messages
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conchasaurio · 1 hour ago
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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conchasaurio · 1 hour ago
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Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???
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conchasaurio · 2 hours ago
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If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option
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conchasaurio · 2 hours ago
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mi lista de lectura tiene 670 libros y no empecé ni uno
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conchasaurio · 3 hours ago
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Liking dungeon meshi is a fucking russian rulette cause you'll eat up 5 good fanarts in a row and the sixth one will be the most niche fetish art know to.man
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conchasaurio · 3 hours ago
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Es increíble el momento de mierda que estamos pasando como sociedad, no hay día que no te cruces un pelotudo totalmente roto
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conchasaurio · 3 hours ago
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the holy trinity: vampirism, lesbianism & homoeroticism
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conchasaurio · 3 hours ago
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i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head
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conchasaurio · 5 hours ago
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Mr. Evrart is helping me find my lost cat.
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conchasaurio · 5 hours ago
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Forcefem president
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This dumbass just made everyone female
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conchasaurio · 5 hours ago
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Me watching my mutuals get ran off this site for one of my tamest opinions
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conchasaurio · 9 hours ago
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Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc
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conchasaurio · 11 hours ago
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he contains such a wide variety of textures
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conchasaurio · 12 hours ago
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money beyond ypur wildist dreams
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conchasaurio · 20 hours ago
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yeah they go way back 🐶🦾
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conchasaurio · 20 hours ago
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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conchasaurio · 20 hours ago
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