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This also applies if you find you have strange mystery rashes on your face or wrist - check to see if your glasses or wristband might have a bit of metal where the paint/coating has worn away and you've now got exposed nickle pressing to your skin.

This also applies to certain sex toys.

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

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Cnetizens: If we get married and have two kids, and there are eight cake rolls in one box, how do we split them?

A full-time housewife posted a video on douyin about her husband's reaction to her eating two cake rolls in one box of swiss rolls. Cnetizens got furious after watching the video and felt that's ridiculous. So girlfriends and wives went and asked their boyfriends and husbands the question lmao.

(*Swiss rolls refer to the popular creamy roll cakes and it didn't seem to originate in Switzerland, more like it should have originated in Austria or Hungary? The term came over from tokyo anyway and that's what people used to call it)

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"#The Day of The Awakening of the Unholy Star is long past bring my beautiful beautiful boys back" yeah I'm just going to trust a Known Behelit Haver when they say "don't worry, the stars aren't right, nothing will happen ^_^"

And yet, I haven't sacrificed all I love and hold dear for power! So since I have been very good, I deserve to have the living locomotives back so I can ride crosscountry lickysplit and also feed them a tasty treat at the end of each journey!

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One of New York Central’s “Mercury” engines in Chicago, 1936.

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when i went to alaska last summer, at all the parks and nature reserves and stuff there they of course had safety warnings about the wildlife.

for bears, the safety warnings were like, make noise, wave your arms, talk in a normal speaking voice, stay calm, don’t run, wait for the bear to move on which it will do 99% of the time, and you will be ok! 👍

for moose, the safety warnings were like. RUN.

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had a really cute date moment with a blighted wesker in dbd after he slaughtered my friends

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please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

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i hauve a cold

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Strange given your title.

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Merry late Christmas! Happy holidays!

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…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa