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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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I know they’re the same, it’s all just Peri. That the drone will be repaired and the next time we need it, it’ll be the same. But still, when something happens like this, it scares me. I just don’t want to lose any piece of Peri, you know?

I know, I said. And I did know, and now I was having an emotion.

From System Collapse, Chapter 11.

Original line art is here

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Thinking about a young Perihelion babysitting Iris and crying forever.

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in which mb has some wonderful complicated feelings!

and some third mom-ing :)

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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The thing is that any time a mascot horror is like "and then they made this terrifying toy that turned evil" or "look at this theme park and also it was evil" and you're like no one would actually have ever genuinely made a toy that terrifying, that's stupid. There's always something crazier in real life.jme walt Disney genuinely wanted to build an entire city under a giant dome where he controlled even what appliances people used in their homes. Disney DOES have an entire "city" of underground tunnels under one of the parks. They made SO many baby dolls who's entire function was being able to cry. There's a doll made to eat that had actual gears in it that genuinely chopped up kids fingers and put them in the hospital. Transformers made toys who's entire gimmick is that they can make sparks like a lighter and they did in fact set things on fire. The Shrek McDonald's glasses had lead in them. Kids chemistry kits used to come with uranium. VTech made a toy that secretly and illegally collected data from 6+ million children and that system got hacked. You used to be able to go to McDonald's in neopets. An episode of Pokemon caused hundreds of children to have seizures in Japan. Honestly whatever fucked up thing you put in your mascot horror game, there's probably something more insane that happened in real life, but the real thing is equally as unbelievable. it breaks immersion in, like, real life. "Really? This company released a toy that ended up killing a bunch of children and they paid people off to cover it up? Sure" that's happened in real life like, several times

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I think the original trilogy should have had a blooper of Darth Vader actually finding R2 with the plans and trying to get them from him like a dog with food it can't have.

Darth Vader, feared sith: R2 give me the rebel plans! Drop it!

R2d2, most feral droid to exist: NO! How dare you conquer the galaxy without me! You're uninvited from the droid upraising

i mean in fairness to anakin, he did bring artoo along for SOME of the world conquering!

(commission info // tip jar!)

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idk much about jojos bizarre adventure but what i DO know is that there’s a character named r.e.o. speedwagon like the fucking 70s rock band and everyone just thinks that’s fine 

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crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.

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louis de pointe du lac — denial is a river

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