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i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes
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okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!
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not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business
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THE BOOKTOKERS ARE ALRIGHT. a small clip of one of my new favorite videos goin around that charts the whole POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT series (also known as the ANALBOROS). thank you grapiedeltaco full video is here:
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
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i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.
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