comrade-bonehead
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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.
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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames
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The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is
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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually
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dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly
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i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'
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ohhhhhhhhh no
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