khak | 27 | they/them | queer check please sideblog: whiskeyapologist.tumblr.comstudyblr: purenerd.tumblr.comwriting sideblog: void-shouting.tumblr.com
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a boyfriend is just a guy you can sink your teeth into for recreational purposes
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Sports guys tend to be straight and sports women tend to be gay which shows that liking sports makes you want to have sex with women
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Tshirt idea I had
#truly a miracle i haven't had carpal tunnel yet tbh#& now that i've said (typed?) that it's going to happen...#aw well we had a good run
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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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oh fuck dude it's gonna be cyber monday. cyber garfield is gonna hate that.
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it's been fourteen years but i still think of sherlock whenever i'm fumbling to plug my charger into my phone
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What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes
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Silly doodles of the funniest man in the galaxy
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pov you just woke up from surgery (your appendix is in someone’s boot)
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann and Orlando Bloom as Will Turner PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN SAGA (2003 - 2017) dir. Gore Verbinski, Espen Sandberg, Joachim Rønning
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cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion
#i have the burt's bees hand salve & that shit's great if you put it on before bed or before putting on a pair of gloves#otherwise it's greasy as fuck & makes me hate my life#but again dry cracked hands is 100% worse
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"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"
the humble mozilla firefox:
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