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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.
my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.
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Yeah, sorry Uncle Joe, you were always a dick, and your grave's a gender neutral bathroom.
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Hey Mario! Look what I made!
It's a stone, Luigi.
*Shakes his head* It can bend space time! Well, let's have it! *Mario stands ready to catch space time football rock. Luigi throws, and Mario is sucked into another dimension.* Quantum Physics is fun! *Mario tumbles screaming into the Kubrick Tunnel from 2001 A Space Odyssey*
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Steely Dan's best album was Royal Scam. Fight me.
#it's first three tracks are just amazing.#Don't Take Me Alive then The Caves of Altimarra then Kid Charlemagne
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twas the nizzle before christmizzle, when all through the hizzle not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle
fo shizzle
the stocking caps were worn by the homies with care in hopes that st. nizzle soon would be there
the bitches and hoes were all up snug in their beds while visions of bling sparkled their heads
and mama with her swag, and me in my cap, had just settled down for a long ass nizzle...
when out on the stoop some bitch came around, i sprang from my crip to knock this fool down
awizzle to the window i flew like the flash, tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash
the moon had her fine tiddies glistening on the snow, damn son! now i gotta clean this up too yo
when what to my wondering eyes should appizzle, but a tiny ass sleigh and 8 tiny ass reindizzles
with a little old pimp, so lively and quick, "woah wait hollup one moment, is that st. nick???"
faster than shots in a bar, his homies they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
"yo dasher! hey dancer! damn prancer and vixen! yo come on comet, cupid donder and blitzen! to the windows! to walls! now run bitches! run bitches! goddamn yall!"
but i heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL A GOOD NIZZLE!"
fo shizzle.
merry christmas to evb who celebratesBUT ESPECIALLY to my pookie butts!
@patscorner @mattslolita @thaatdigitaldiary @lovegalor333
i love you guys
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But it's all currently melting. The weather by us has been going down into the teens, then up into the 40s, then back down into the teens again, with each downswing punctuated by an aggressive snowstorm. Yay climate change. I propose we kidnap CEOs until they put the climate back the way they found it.
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