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x I plead the fifth

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Me logging until AO3 for the first time in months because my job has been occupying my entire life and seeing the 2 comments saying they were happy for my last update:

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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

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MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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NEW CHAPTER IS OUT

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Sorry for the accidental hiatus, I'm still working on Commissioning color in small bits between work at the moment.

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Honestly same

hi heres one more horny confession for you lol axel can totally pin me against a wall while he growls in swedish and chokes me and then shatters my pelvis hehe haha lolz

Yo, YO, Axel growling words to you while he had his way with you against a wall is such a dream 🤩

I would give up anything for it to happen GOD!😤

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Thank you @jossambird !!

Favorite color: green 💚

Last song I listened to: No hands by Attica Riots

Favorite musicians: ah man, idk if I have a face list but here are some I vibe to; Decorator, Group love,

Mother Mother, The Family Crest, Cage The Elephant, They Might Be Giants, Autio Hearts, Max Frost.

Last Film You watched: I think it was The Vampire's assistant.

Last show I watched: Unsolved mysteries on Netflix.

Sweet, Spicey or Savory: All of theabove

Sparkling water, Tea or Coffee: Medium roast BOOM BOOM brand Coffee is my default setting, trying to swap that to tea. My current fave is darjeeling.

Pets: my little patoot (rabbit) Freya and my bearded dragon Lt. Hawkeye

Tag 8 People You Want To Know Better

Thanks to @nightwingismysun for tagging me!

Favourite Colour: Turquoise

Last Song I Listened To: That song in every musical that no one likes by Sarah Smallwood Parsons

Favourite Musicians: David Bowie, Nina Simone, girl in red, mitski mitski, mother, Payton Cardoza, Shayfer James, Amanda Palmer, Ludo, Matt Fishel, Lady Gaga

Last Film You Watched: Tekkonkinkreet, a work of art, it brings me nostalgia for a kind of childhood I never had and never wish to have, the animation is beautiful but a very depressing watch. Worth the existential crisis, tho

Last Show I Watched: The Umbrella Academy season two, (spoiler alert) still can't get over what Allison did to the Swedes, even if they kind of deserve it. If season three doesn't have what happened with Axel and Klaus's cult I'm gonna be very disappointed.

Sweet, Spicy Or Savory: Savory, but because I'm a monster I tend to mix savory and sweet foods

Sparking Water, Tea Or Coffee: Coffee or how I like to call it whipped cream with caramel that pretends to be coffee

Pets: none, except if sleep paralysis demons count.

@whatschooldoesntteachyou @aforestfortress @millie-likes-art @gee-whatsgoingonhere @jossambird @sarkywoman @the-panwitch @dropkickhufflepuff

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there are people in the fandom who can

write fanfictions

draw fanarts

create gifs

think of theories

edit stuff

and then there’s me

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Words cannot express how much I utterly adore this

You thought Infinity War was an ambitious crossover event??? Well after long last, get ready for.... drum roll....

An Epic collab between myself and my dear friend, @jossambird , to bring you what we’ve all thought about once or twice (looking at you folks in my ask box 👀)....

PIRATE SWEDES

I was in charge of the ✨art half✨ and went a little buck wild with costume designs 😳👉👈 Also the ship was fun (albeit a nightmare) to design 😖

We hope you LOVE this collab as much as we did,, it’s been a while in the works 🥺

Go check out the fic writing evil genius @jossambird and her half (warning: hers is nsfw, so 18+ please)

(Click for better quality)

Please don’t repost thanks :)

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You may not like it but this what peak performance looks like

if hes not a swedish time travelling platinum blonde assassin triplet who likes cats i dont want him sorry 🖐😔

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dumb question, but has anybody else noticed that there’s been no livestream video about Axel yet?  like…okay, mr. holden ried, whatever did they tell you about season 3??

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I love this so fricking much omg!!

Swedes Headcanons | Pet Peeves

Notes: This is a collection of headcanons/imagines focused on the Swedes from the Umbrella Academy. You can submit requests through my Tumblr, or on ao3 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/26657803/chapters/65012164)

No trigger warnings apply :)

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Axel is a bit of a germaphobe - he will straight up leave the room if someone coughs or sneezes without covering their mouth or chews with their mouth open.

Axel also gets both annoyed and anxious if someone walks too close behind him. It feels like he’s being followed - just move around!

Vice versa, Oscar hates it when people in front of him are walking too slow and blocking his path. He’s more likely to push past them than to deal with it.

Oscar doesn’t have much personal space with friends, but it’s very different for strangers. He hates close talkers or people who get into his bubble. He’s likely to get very angry at them if they don’t move quickly.

Otto gets upset when people use his stuff without asking, tragically a common occurrence with his brothers. (Sorry, Otto.)

Otto also dislikes it when people stare in public. It makes him feel uncomfortable, like he’s some kind of oddity - he stands out enough as tall as he is. Find something else to stare at!

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we don’t deserve these boys i swear-