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comicreliefmorlock · 2 days ago

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#Guinea pigs #PEEEEEEEGS #So accurate LOL

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comicreliefmorlock · 3 days ago

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Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

#cats are obligate carnivores you CANNOT GIVE THEM VEGAN DIETS #but trust your vet's recommendations please #If you trust them to medicate your pet and handle emergencies WHY WOULD YOU NOT TAKE THEIR WORD ABOUT FOOD?

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comicreliefmorlock · 3 days ago

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Or as Strunk and White said in Elements of Style (to the best of my memory), "Feel free to ignore everything in this book rather than write something inelegant."

#Learn the rules so you can then break the rules with PANACHE

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comicreliefmorlock · 4 days ago

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Could you personally forgive someone who had a neo-Nazi “phase” as an adult? Assuming they’re trying to make amends for their past behavior/beliefs

#It is VITAL to give people room to grow #You cannot get people to reflect on their flaws by refusing to acknowledge their growth

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comicreliefmorlock · 4 days ago

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Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen

#10/10 Advice No Notes #Washing your sheets and pillowcases regularly is HUGE for your skin #like seriously it's been AGES since I had a full-scale break out #Ever since I started washing my sheets and pillowcases weekly? HUGE

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comicreliefmorlock · 4 days ago

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It finally started to rain. Power outages in my area are down to 2 hours, and apparently should stop on the 20th. The garden perked up and THE FUCKING SNAILS that you all love so much came out in droves. They eat my plants to the stem. No, I don't want to put salt on them, I'm not a torturer, but nothing works, egg shells, coffee grounds, volcanic rocks, they don't mind any of it. They can climb walls, actually very fast. Some are 3 inches big.

This morning, a rescuer appeared, I learned that the little cute snake found on my porch eats snails! It slithered away before I could take a picture, but it looked like the illustration, only smaller. Mother Nature, send 10 more, please!

#Scalebabies #I'm delighted that a scaly friend is coming to the rescue

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comicreliefmorlock · 4 days ago

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#Wishing this for everyone #May the end of the week bring a sense of peace

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comicreliefmorlock · 5 days ago

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kinda obsessed with these, clearly beginner, rings on Etsy being marketed as garnet when i'd bet money that they are glass

the metal work is. certainly better than what i've ever made, so i don't want to speak to harshly. but uh. um.

#HILARITY #Always reblog #I love this particular post; the professional outrage is glorious

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comicreliefmorlock · 5 days ago

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Hi I was today years old when I realized some people truly don’t have to think about every single thing they do. They don’t have to have an imaginary set of rules (I’m not allowed to put on my bra until I’ve brushed my teeth) to function.

#Fun with ADHD #It's why developing 'good habits' is a struggle that never gets easier #Ever.#Every single goddamn time I get up to clean my house it is a fight #It is a conscious decision that takes more energy than it reasonably should

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comicreliefmorlock · 5 days ago

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