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Cross Guild Game Night

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old cringefail pirates as tweets part 11

more incorrect one piece

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Just some encouragement ❤️

An absolutely aNCIENT comic I did once lmao

Idk the intrusive thoughts won

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They’re making roasted chestnuts

(And eating them)

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fem zs for your troubles

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@mandal0rian

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

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summer's meant more bugs in the open air but i'll always say hi to the worms in the logs

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discord drastically changed it’s UI. please be strong autistic people in my phone

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Dating Ratigan HCs

You live like a royalty. Ratigan thinks very highly of himself and treats you equally well, like a king/queen. You have every luxury you could think of. Stylish clothes, delicious food, travels, servants... and we all saw his palace.

Ratigan is like - to quote John Mulaney -  “Hey do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”. Quite literally, he often ask if he should kill someone who's bothering you. And sometimes he doesn't even bother to ask.

He often takes you to elegant restaurants. He knows how to dress, he knows how to act so you're the most eye-catching couple in the room (also because everybody is terrified by you)

Basil thought a few times about kidnapping you to catch Ratigan in a trap but he finally resigned. He thought that it's not in his style to win by using villain methods. Ratigan laughed when he heard about this idea. You asked if he don't worry about you but he explained that Basil would never be able to steal anything from him, especially his s/o. Detective would rather end up in a mouse trap.

Ratigan surprisingly isn't jealous. His ego is big enough that he doesn't believe you would exchange him for anybody else. If somebody is flirting with you,  Ratigan just comes closer, puts his arm around your waist and maybe gives you a passionate kiss to remind everybody that you're taken.

He doesn't spend that much with you, his too busy with creating his evil empire. But he always manages to steal a moment with you.

His love language is physical touch. Ratigan is very handsy. When you're together he's always putting his arm around your waits, grabbing your ass or having you sit in his lap

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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A lot of American cooking is really quite French and it has been for centuries and I used to not know that and everyone talked up French cooking so much and then I started actually looking into it and I was like. I. Cook like this. Everyone I know cooks like this. This is just butter. It’s butter, Michael. It’s butter. You were hyping up butter. I can already do this.

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we had a beautiful trans rights moment before chase spoke

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starting a collection

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One of the important roles Watson has in Sherlock Holmes stories that I don't see mentioned often is that of devil's advocate. He's there to present arguments in favor of the more prosaic theory which goes against Holmes's seemingly unlikely theory.

This is done not just to challenge Holmes and his theory in universe, but also as an opportunity for Holmes (and by extention the author) to explain why Homes is right and Watson is wrong.