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Ohh that makes sense. And it explains those other weird dreams too, ohlawd. 8T;;

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—> enjoy a dream about a boyfriend

—> hold on this is fishy

—> boyfriend is actually someone at school

—> ohmygodwhy.jpg

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--> enjoy a dream about a boyfriend

--> hold on this is fishy

--> boyfriend is actually someone at school

--> ohmygodwhy.jpg

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--> sup stain glass

--> cut glass

--> friend's glass pieces hit hand

--> lol that's nothing

--> a few seconds later, it's gushing blood

--> treat with bandaid

--> finger starts bleeding afterwards

--> whatisstainglass.jpg

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--> get rad new bootie heels on sunday

--> swag walk with booties on monday and tuesday

--> discover the tips of the booties are already peeling by tuesday

--> crey

--> can'thavenicethings.jpg

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Either they're forgetting to pass it out or it's not going out til Friday.

Fucking luck. 8u

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1000% RABU RABU DESU. wat. why am i watching this blasphemous video. again. ohgodwhyohgod.

whatthefuck.jpg

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HIGH KING PETER IS NOT PLZED. //ZSNAP

:T

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rewatching the narnia series for the tenth time.

all these feels, I can’teven. ;AAAAA;

baaaabiiiiessss </3

androwangetoutofmyheadyouarenothighkingpeter.

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rewatching the narnia series for the tenth time.

all these feels, I can'teven. ;AAAAA;

baaaabiiiiessss </3

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Fine brand indeed but much too expensive, darling. Really, it shouldn't cost so much just for a small bottle of it. ( //frowns )

Aha, I thought so! Especially from someone like you, too. ( //wink ) Haha, I know right? He's so fun to tease and his reactions are always wonderful. ( //giggle ) Pfft, well. My snugglybunny doesn't like any of the pet names that I give him. It's quite sad, if he only understood how cute they sound, you know? ( //smiles ) You know, it's fantastic how quickly we became friends. I mean, you're a very likeable young man and you're so charming in a fruity way but still charming nonethless.

I can understand why, your poor younger self must've thrown such a fit each time you had to write your name. ( //chuckles ) But now that you're older, I'm sure it's no problem, right?

( //smirks ) I agree completely, haha. And have you always noticed that face he always makes when he swears? So endearing. ( //chuckles ) There were a lot of shenanigans, trust me. He's an animal if he gets drunk but he's a light weight so it doesn't take too many bottles to bring him down. ( //another saucy wink; brings voice to a whisper ) Keep that in mind, yeah? ( //voice returns to normal volume ) Oho, I won't, my dear. ( //laughcackle )

Of course, a human being needs more than just turtlenecks, that's so boring! Maybe some jackets, a few sweaters, and new shirts? I don't know, what do you think he'd like? . . . Actually, don't answer that, he might not enjoy what we purchased for him at all but that's alright. You can always force him to wear it. ( //giggle ) You look like you're ready for a few hours of shopping, that's wonderful! ( //takes him to the first store she sees which is D&G; they dash inside and Serenity makes a beeline to the clothing racks )

Ohhh, Rowan, just look at this fabric, it's fabulous! This red color is really lovely too, do you think he'd like it? ( //spies a leather jacket ) Mm, this is nice too. Gosh, I could just buy the whole store if I had the money! ( //moves through hanger after hanger of various tops )

cologne-ecstasy asked: Ohh, so you're that boy that's been hanging around Cyruss. ( //smirks ) So what are you, his /boyfriend/? ( //glances at his outfit ) Pretty fashionable too. And cute, to boot. My, I'm impressed he managed to score so well. ( //laughs and grins ) You picked a /lovely/ companion, sir. I'm Cyruss's /dear/ friend, Serenity. ( //holds out her hand to shake ) And you are?

Ohohoho, it is, it is! You pick a fine brand to take a liking to. *smile*

*grins; fruity hand flap* Oh, dear, I have hundreds of them! A solid wit provides for countless combinations and creations. Not to brag though, of course! It helps when you have someone as offbeat as him. *modest smile* I’m sure you could come up with many more equally fabulous names, my dear Sere! *fruity wink*

Oh, you flatter me, dear! I must admit though, it was absolute hell learning to write it when I was younger. *smiles; chuckles at bow* And you provide a magnificent bow, my dear!

Ohh my, yes. *face in palm; chuckles* Quite the vocabulary and… creativity, that man has. Ahh, yes, you could definitely say that. *cheeky smirk; nudges back* …Oh my! That would certainly explain it. I can only imagine the embarrassing shenanigans my CyBear would get into. *nods* Ohohoho, That sounds like a date, my dear! *excited grin* Don’t skip a single detail!

Ahahaha! *gigglefest initiate* Turtlenecks are fine and dandy, of course. But the poor dear can’t go around in turtlenecks his entire life, can he? *way too hyped up now; stupidest grin on face* Ohhh oh oh oh oh, this is far too exciting! I haven’t been on a shopping spree in aaaages. I feel so rusty in the sacred Art of Elegant Patronage. *more giggles* You must show me the way, my dear Sere! *arm is taken by sere; follows along skipping like a child*

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Yeah, I just. I love how it smells, it's absolutely intoxicating. And it's actually my favorite brand too. ( //squeals )

Snugglemuffin. ( //giggles ) Very creative. How many other nicknames do you have for him? I must've heard about three different ones already. ( //grins )

Your name is simply divine, you know. Lengthy, but you make it work. ( //sagely nod; chuckles ) Very nice curtsy, sir. ( //bows )

A bother. ( //laughs ) He can get quite feisty at times too. Hah, he's got quite a potty mouth on him as well but that might not be all he uses it for. If you know what I mean. ( //nudges his arm with a sly wink ) Yep, drunk. Absolutely wasted. ( //giggles ) His dislike for alcoholic beverages might have stemmed from that night. You know what, we can discuss it over a nice cappucino or something. ( //pats his arm )

Hehehe, I thought you'd say that! ( //smiles brightly ) Horrible taste? Why, all he wears are turtlenecks, he needs a new wardrobe, don't you agree? ( // bounces with him ) I had a bit of a shopping spree last week but yesterday, I saw some gorgeous new outfits at D&G. You must see them, I think it might be your style! Alright alright, let's get to it then! ( //takes his arm and pulls him in the direction of the mall )

cologne-ecstasy asked: Ohh, so you're that boy that's been hanging around Cyruss. ( //smirks ) So what are you, his /boyfriend/? ( //glances at his outfit ) Pretty fashionable too. And cute, to boot. My, I'm impressed he managed to score so well. ( //laughs and grins ) You picked a /lovely/ companion, sir. I'm Cyruss's /dear/ friend, Serenity. ( //holds out her hand to shake ) And you are?

Why thank you, dear! You’ve got a nice fashion sense as well, if I may say, and your hair! *marvels at locks; smiles* And you smell wonderful! *giggles* Ohh, that might come off as a bit creepy though, yeah?

Pfahahaha! *laughs for a moment* He’s quite the interesting catch himself! *nods; proud smile* So, yes, I suppose you could call me that! He’s my Lil’ Snuffleywuddleykins to me, at least. *leans over to whisper; devilish grin* Don’t tell him I said that, he absolutely hates my pet names.

*shakes hand casually* Oooh, Serenity! That’s such a pretty name! *giddy smile* It matches the pretty face, hm? …Oh, yes! I’m Rowan Clancy Boyde Zander-Prescott! *chuckle* It’s a bit of a mouthful, even for me. So you can just call me Rowan, if you want to be boring. Or Roro if you’re prefer a cuter name. It might be odd to be called that by someone other than CyBear, though.

…Though, he’s never mentioned you. *puts finger on lip in thought* Mhmmm, nope. No Serenitys. You’re such a charming lady, too, I can’t see why not! *snaps fingers; determined expression* I’ll have to torture him twice as much when I get back.

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GFFDUDJFGODITX THEY DIDN'T PASS OUT REPORTS, THEY JUST PASSED OUT A WARNING THAT A SUBSTITUTE HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH A STUDENT. // sigh of relief and hugs Winston ;u;

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I feel really jumpy and anxious today. My heart won’t stop pounding. What’s wrong?

I shouldn’t be on my phone in school but I’m feeling weird, Tumblr. Just felt like I had to say something because I feel some impeding doom. But maybe not. Whatever.

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I feel really jumpy and anxious today. My heart won't stop pounding. What's wrong?

I shouldn't be on my phone in school but I'm feeling weird, Tumblr. Just felt like I had to say something because I feel some impeding doom. But maybe not. Whatever.

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( //chuckles and smiles ) You're welcome and . . . aha, thank you? I believe that's the first time anyone's ever complimented how I smelled.

Interesting is an understatement. ( //smirks ) Ah, I knew it! You were acting rather intimate around him so I suspected as much. Aww, Cy has a looover, this is too cute! ( //pauses as he announces the pet name; breaks into a fit of giggles ) O-ohmygosh, that name is perfect. You have excellent taste, sir. ( //smiles gleefully )

( //firm handshake ) Ha, why thank you. ( //flushes from the compliments hellonewgaybestfriend ) You're too kind, really. Wow, that's quite a name. ( //chuckles ) Ah, Rowan. Such a charming man you are. ( //suppresses the urge to squeal ) Roro, how adorable. ( //snickers ) CyBear and Roro. Yes, you make a magnificent couple.

( //smirks ) Well you see, Cyruss and I don't have the best rapport but I still like him. Even more so when he's drunk, oh my that was a fun time. Ohh, really? ( //giggles ) I enjoy your presence as well, Rowan. ( //lightbulb flashes in her brain ) What do you say we go shopping together? We could buy something for Cy and maybe one of those fabulous scarves I saw at Chanel.

cologne-ecstasy asked: Ohh, so you're that boy that's been hanging around Cyruss. ( //smirks ) So what are you, his /boyfriend/? ( //glances at his outfit ) Pretty fashionable too. And cute, to boot. My, I'm impressed he managed to score so well. ( //laughs and grins ) You picked a /lovely/ companion, sir. I'm Cyruss's /dear/ friend, Serenity. ( //holds out her hand to shake ) And you are?

Why thank you, dear! You’ve got a nice fashion sense as well, if I may say, and your hair! *marvels at locks; smiles* And you smell wonderful! *giggles* Ohh, that might come off as a bit creepy though, yeah?

Pfahahaha! *laughs for a moment* He’s quite the interesting catch himself! *nods; proud smile* So, yes, I suppose you could call me that! He’s my Lil’ Snuffleywuddleykins to me, at least. *leans over to whisper; devilish grin* Don’t tell him I said that, he absolutely hates my pet names.

*shakes hand casually* Oooh, Serenity! That’s such a pretty name! *giddy smile* It matches the pretty face, hm? …Oh, yes! I’m Rowan Clancy Boyde Zander-Prescott! *chuckle* It’s a bit of a mouthful, even for me. So you can just call me Rowan, if you want to be boring. Or Roro if you’re prefer a cuter name. It might be odd to be called that by someone other than CyBear, though.

…Though, he’s never mentioned you. *puts finger on lip in thought* Mhmmm, nope. No Serenitys. You’re such a charming lady, too, I can’t see why not! *snaps fingers; determined expression* I’ll have to torture him twice as much when I get back.

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ooc: bonerbonerbonerbonerbonerboner. GOD THIS IS FUCKING HOT SHIT.

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Yeah, I know. I'll be okay. // hugs phee

( //sigh )