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because I’m slowly hating the internet and for some reason it still annoys me to use Bluesky I’m coming back to tumblr… #freshmanyear me would be so happy right now

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violently meowing and scratching at a door but you don’t know which door

you have the wrong house

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in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

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it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

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radiohead pre-kid a: (thom belting on single note) AND I FEEL IT IN MY SKIN, ITS GONNA START CREEPING INNNNNNN

radiohead post-kid a: (thom barely audible with a shit ton of effects) and i feel you… like the night drowning into the river…. how will the sun shine tomorrow…. (electronic and guitar solo)

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Is 18 tracks for a double album too much?

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hey. don't cry. 144 ibuprofen capsules in this bottle.

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what is this . actual baby tantrum shit. no link aggregators either? telling that to artists, musicians, software developers, etc? literal 180 from that “free speech platform” elon was going on about

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ASDFGHJKL

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i SAID i call it BUBBLE-BUTT SADNESS

i don’t give a FLYING FUCK! YOURE FLAT AS A IRONING BOARD YOU WENCH

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Pereval, 2012

Kayotkin Maxim Vladislavovich (born 1972) Pass, 2012

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Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

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HIII ALOE

HIII COLLIN!!!!!

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this was def the funniest one i got out of that thing

he’s finally found peace.

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you what.

i call this "Bubble-Butt Sadness"

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been thinking abt this for months