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A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

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why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every makeover

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Star Wars except if all Jedi and Sith wore school girl uniforms.

(…were you expecting an actual explanation? ‘Cause there is none)

full view for slightly better resolution on the wide ones.

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Meet The Closest Living Relative To The Extinct Dodo Bird With Incredibly Colorful Iridescent Feathers

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I don't even know how I am writing this. On October 16th 2005 this little guy wormed his way into to Lennys heart at a pet adoption event in Toms River. His name was Snoopy and he was a year old. I wanted a dog so bad that when this stinker chose Lenny, I didn't argue. We brought him home the same day. He has been with us for 11 years and has seen us at our very best and our absolute worst. He licked away tears and was the best cuddle buddy. Last night after going to the vet every week and seeing no improvement we brought him to the emergency room. They still could not figure out what was wrong. This morning we brought him back for am ultrasound only to get the call to come back and discuss options. Sam had prostate cancer. We made the hardest decision and put Samson to sleep. I sang him the song I always sing to him. He held him close and said our goodbyes as he slipped peacefully and painlessly away. We are beside ourselves with grief. We had looked forward to Sam being a big brother and being with us on our adoption journey as he had been with us for so many other ones. Now comes the task of cleaning up and giving away his things, trying to get through everyday life without his constant companionship. Who will lick away my tears and give me cuddles when I so overwhelmed? Who will lick the shower water off my feet and eat the food that falls to the floor. Having a pet is not an easy task. You go into it knowing that there will come a time to make the hardest decisions. We did right by our Samson. He was loved and his life well lived. I know my grandfather was there to walk him over. Now his is up there with Renny and Shadow, running circles in the sun. Don't ever think for one single second that I didn't love you Sam. I know that you loved us unconditionally and we don't know why you chose two crazy, anxiety riddled people to love, but you did. We will be eternally grateful. #samson #rip #lovemakesafamily #jackrussell

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It’s so weird how sometimes when I read a poem it just feels like a bunch of words and sometimes when I read a poem it feels like someone ripping my heart out of my body and throwing it at my face at 90 mph

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So much yes

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Ash Stormrider of House Ketchum, true born son of Pallet and master of the first generation, the unshocked, trainer of the electric mouse, victor of the orange isles, breaker of rockets, master of Charizards, first of his type. 

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House Targaryen is a noble family of Valyrian descent that escaped the Doom. They lived for centuries on the island of Dragonstone until Aegon the Conqueror and his sisters rode their dragons in their conquest of the Seven Kingdoms.

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a song of ice and fire + spurned and absent wives (requested by @thestubborntortoise)

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1x09 // 6x05

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PRIMARIES IN THE IRON ISLANDS BE LIKE

Yara Greyjoy: I’m naturally talented, very qualified. I’ve learned many things in my working years, standing side by side with my people. I know all of you and worked hard to understand your needs. I intend to plan carefully my moves and reclaim our space in the narrative and … Euron Greyjoy: LOL, I have a dick.

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what did we do to deserve this

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Did you know about Ramsay? If you didn’t know, you’re an idiot. If you did know, you’re my enemy. Would you like to hear about our wedding night? He never hurt my face. He needed my face, the face of Ned Stark’s daughter. But the rest of me, he did what he liked with the rest of me as long as I could still give him an heir.

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but the grey is strong … stronger than he knows || summer