collectorandcreatorofmanythings

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

Me: i jus wanna be gently cuddled and smooched why can no one do this with me ill even play backpack just snuggle meeee

also me: why would i wanna leave the house its hot and bright and people are loud and kinda annoying

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

A comic based on this poem

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

𝕺𝖓 𝖆 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖙𝖍 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒.

(Going to the pharmacist to get my meds)

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

It makes me happy when they listen

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

Live. Laugh. Longsword.

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

i keep seeing this “hear me out cake” trend on tiktok where people stick pictures of their hear me out characters on a cake and they’re all just *not conventionally attractive guy* *older man* *obvious monsterfucker choice* *not conventionally attractive guy* *anthropomorphic animal with attractive personality* *monster/non-human with attractive personality*

if shit on your hear me out list isn’t on the same level if not worse than like. bibble fairytopia i don’t want to hear it. i need to be physically incapable of even beginning to understand how this attraction came to be. i need to see characters who the sheer thought of kissing and/or fucking them sends me into cardiac arrest

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

[collectorandcreatorofmanythings]

I saw this on Reddit and fucking cackled.