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So I downloaded the horse girl game to bet and gamble, but instead got to be a couple therapist for those two.

Will draw Grass Wonder later in his memory.

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horse propaganda got to me

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My body is but a #gif temple.

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The upshot of people demanding others put their age in their bio is. Frustrating. And annoying. "What if you're a minor" what if I'm old enough that I was raised not to put my goddamn personal information on the internet. What if that.

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more umamusumoodles because this is how I learn names

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me one random day in april

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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genuinely what a response

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Wait im actually just depressed

The real and sad truth is that i might stop making digital artwork/fanfiction 😭

I just dont use my phone as much like that anymore. Perhaps every now and then but not as i used to, esp since school is coming up and it is crucial for me to get good grades

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for context my family is mexican. Im brushing my teeth getting ready for bed when i just look into my cousin’s room and in there the little kids are playing goat simulator. Nothing too out of the ordinary so i just finish brushing and walk out, but as i do i hear the littlest one say “conchetumareee” and all i thought of is Where did you learn that

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los prisioneros fanart o lo que sea...

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”what is 24 divided by 4?”

the wise and highly educated Leslie Odom jr:

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The real and sad truth is that i might stop making digital artwork/fanfiction 😭

I just dont use my phone as much like that anymore. Perhaps every now and then but not as i used to, esp since school is coming up and it is crucial for me to get good grades

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Things i noticed while watching the recording of Rest In Peace AGAIN #healing

that one person who just screams before curtains open. the excitement was just too much

Horace pushing the buzzer and waiting for the sound cue (idk it made me giggle)

people whooping and giggling when nurse came in

obligatory line slip up

Nurse confusedly looking at her hands when Horace makes a comment about them

The audience’s subtle laugh at Horace’s pantyshot

frump queen hazel

The doctor’s line delivery was so dry it genuinely made the whole house laugh the hardest laugh found in the whole play

Not related to the recording but. Hazel says that the trip to Wisconsin was all Horace could talk about and now i’m just wondering what the HELL could possibly be so exciting about Wisconsin

Mother’s fashion sense: the woman is literally rocking the early 1900s puffy sleeves blouse

The audience DEFINITELY knew Milton was very fruity

Oh god i could write too much about Milton’s mannerisms

When he looks Horace up and down before saying “Well you certainly look natural”

WHEN HE SHOOK HORACE’S HAND AND KEPT HIS FINGERS LINGERING AFTER

The way he says “last night” aww hes so cute

Horace looking at his shoulder when Milton puts his hand there and then brushing it away 😭

Milton’s late 80s hairstyle [mended heart emoji]

When Bascomb comes in Milton gets closer to Horace and sorta stands behind him UHHABFNGMRAAGSBBBAGAS 😢😢😢😿😿😿😭😭😭

Bascomb’s whole tone changing when he mentions the train crash

🏳️‍🌈‼️ MILTON SLIPPING HIS ARM AROUND BASCOMB’S SHOULDER ONLY TO GET SHOVED BY HIM AND THEN BRUSHING IT OFF AFTER ⁉️

Bascomb sprinting to another part of the stage when he talks about “moving spirits” (partly why i hc them as having high speeds muahaha)

the audience’s AUDIBLE groan when Milton references computer dating

“but its so thick”

Milton insinuating sexual favors between him and Bascomb

when its all revealed its a dream the lights start flashing and the last we see of Milton’s actor is him blowing kisses to the audience and hopping off stage