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Both were exceptional people, who bore an exceptional daughter.

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( Facebook / Twitter / Instagram / RedBubble / Buy Me A Coffee )

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If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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I don’t miss scrolling through tiktok. My mind is wonderfully blank. I have no idea what’s going on over there. I’m playing so much more minecraft and dancing alone in my room much more often.

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Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

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I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them

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having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

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leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic

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I think the reason NHL players not wearing face-cages or even like full-face visors bothers me  is because like–

If every player in the CWHL or NWHL turns into a werewolf during the game we’ll be fine because they can’t take off the face cages with paws and thus can’t bite us

but like if ur at an NHL game during a full moon ur fucked

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you broke bitches dumb as fuck🙄🙄they got money like right here

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looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you