coleopteranspark

[coleopteranspark]

SO glad my One seadweller frIend dOesn't actually dwell In the sea. I thInk I'd have tO kIll her If she dId that shIt.

bigge2t ick:: 2eadweller2 that refu2e to 2hower

yeah it2 technically ""natural"" but my brother in cripe2 you 2mell like 2hit on purpo2e

[coleopteranspark]

Heard we were hacking in70 E1's acc0unt with0u7 him kn0wing.

THE @ F @ REMENTI @ NED FRIEND HERE T @ S @ Y I FUCKING T @ LD HIM S @

[coleopteranspark]

LOts Of gOOd InfOrmatIOn here that's relevant tO... sOmeOne else prObably.

FellOw psIIOnIIcs Of Grumblr, I need yOu all tO help me wIn an argument wIth a frIend.

Eyeball dIscharge Is nOrmal, rIght? YOu knOw, that clumpy gOOp we all get sOmetImes If we try tO use Our psIIOnIIcs tOO much?

[coleopteranspark]

Y @ U SH @ ULD BEC @ ME G @ DS IT W @ ULD R @ CK H @ RD

2eem2 that everyone2 been developing a god complex on here except u2

2hould we join in

[coleopteranspark]

YOu want me tO have games On my palmhusk? The thIng that kIlled all thOse FIduspawn GO players?

[coleopteranspark]

ThIngs my beautIful mOIraIl has asked me tO "please nOt say In publIc" thIs perIgee:

I lIke tO phOtOgraph wOmen

I lIke tO phOtOgraph wOmen cOnsensually, GabrIe, Is that better?

I hOpe my pet bugs eat me when I dIe.

I Only gO tO partIes tO vOyeurIstIcally watch Other peOple have mOre fun than me.

Guys, Is she beIng unreasOnable?

[coleopteranspark]

Uh Oh

Get Off my blOg wIth thIs uh Oh bull shIt fIght me lIke a man.

[coleopteranspark]

Why dO I suddenly feel Older.

[coleopteranspark]

She sO fuckIng Is and yOu may be the fIrst persOn ever tO tell her that. I thInk I lIke yOu, ghOst dude.

THE MISUNDERST1NDING IS THE WH2LE FUCKING P2INT, BEC1USE 2NE, IT'S EVIL, 1ND TW2, IF Y2U'RE N2T WILLING T2 FIGURE 2UT 1 QUIRK WITH LITER1LLY TW2 LETTER REPL1CEMENTS, Y2U'RE N2T G2ING T2 TRY T2 UNDERST1ND THE ME1NING 2F MY W2RDS EITHER.

You sound like a shitty person to talk to. Like... super self righteous. "Misunderstanding is the whole fucking point" What a douchey thing to say man. You must be so fun at parties, if anyone even bothers to invite you. "The meaning of my words"... oh my Gog are you insufferable.

-Mod Ghost

[coleopteranspark]

FiNALLY, sOmeOne else tells her what I've been sayIng fOr a sweep.

I D2 H1VE T2 W2NDER WH1T MY NEW F1V2RITE BL2G THINKS 2F MY QUIRK B1TS EYEL1SHES

I hate it. Why are you replacing vowels with numbers that don't even begin to look like the vowels you're replacing. As someone who struggles with telling apart letters already, this is a fucking nightmare dude. You're lucky I could manage to figure it out. Quirks suck in general, but unintuitive ones are the worst.

-Mod Ghost

[coleopteranspark]

J I heard that word again "radiation". J What iz it what can you tell me about it.

J If you know anything.

Asked by @twintygres

I dOn't persOnally knOw anythIng abOut It. I can maybe get One Of my scIentIst frIends tO tell yOu.

[coleopteranspark]

I'M BEING E @ TEN. BEC @ USE @ F W @ KE.

[coleopteranspark]

!nstruct!ons un©lear, ©onsumed seadweller whole

GOOd.

[coleopteranspark]

The prIvelage Or the tOughness?

Remember tO chew On yOur seadweller friends a lIttle bIt tOday. Because they're prIveleged and alsO theIr skIn Is lIke really tOugh.

[coleopteranspark]

Remember tO chew On yOur seadweller friends a lIttle bIt tOday. Because they're prIveleged and alsO theIr skIn Is lIke really tOugh.

[coleopteranspark]

Besides tr☸phy deh☸rning and medicu11 deh☸rnin there's the punfishment type as whale.

Usua11y d☸ne f☸r pers☸nal grievances rather than iinstiitutii☸na11y.

It's usua11y a l☸t m☸re g☸ry and messy than the ☸thers f☸r ☸bvi☸us reas☸ns. It leaves the punfished publicu11y humiiliiated f☸r n☸t having the h☸rns t☸ defend themselves, and c1ear1y n☸t being able t☸ when they had them either.

[coleopteranspark]

I dOn't knOw that that's a psIOnIc thIng necessarIly...

what are psionics.

YOu knOw, the weIrd psychIc shIt sOme peOple can dO? LIke telekInesIs and shIt. Usually refers specIfIcally tO the whOle gOldblOOd energy thIng, thOugh.