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It’s very hard to mobilize a vast criminal organization when you can’t even find all first five numbers in a group of fifteen. I even find myself having to make my own coffee half the time. Such a bother.

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NOOOOOO I WILL FIX HIM Wonderful, now MY robot is emotional

I cant belive fin is fucking dead

FINALLY , took him long enough 

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-throws pieces of candy at Clover instead of throwing punches-

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Backyard in four hours. Clover beware, you’re in for a scare

Time to fight Clover.

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@menacingmaid I’m sorry my love, he has made it perfectly clear. If I think Halloween is childish, he and I need to fight. But don’t worry, I know how to beat the world’s luckiest man. @fouramour A gentleman’s round of fisticuffs it is then.

Time to fight Clover.

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Time to fight Clover.

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I’ll steal a bit from everyone’s candy when it’s all said and done anyway, as I’ve done for years.

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greenbeanthirteen:

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

But… You’re already a green man in a green suit?

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I’m not one to go out on Halloween. It seems like, no offence, a childish endeavor at this point. 

coldsteelse7en:

greenbeanthirteen:

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

But… You’re already a green man in a green suit?

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Exactly. I don’t plan on going out. 

coldsteelse7en:

greenbeanthirteen:

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

But… You’re already a green man in a green suit?

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I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

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I would keep your head down then for now. TIS the season after all.

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

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Oh yes, quite real. I assumed that it not only served as appropriate decoration but Serket would appreciate the influx of spiders as well. 

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

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I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

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I am not one for emotes but rest assured I am winking back

coldsteelse7en:

My purpose then is to intentionally one-up you for each step of the way when it comes to affections and displays of such.

0ne-up me, hm? We’ll see ab0ut that. 0u~

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My purpose then is to intentionally one-up you for each step of the way when it comes to affections and displays of such.

menacingmaid replied to your post: It seems I have woken from my deep slumber. Hello.

I was beginning t0 w0nder where y0u’d been in the virtual sense. 0_0

It seems I had some computer trouble. Luckily Crowbot was able to fix things, but evidently even though he and I are practically twins, he put me in the waiting queue for repairs.

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I wouldn’t say that I’m wonderful, but I never tire of flattering you. It IS my job as your husband to be.

menacingmaid replied to your post: It seems I have woken from my deep slumber. Hello.

I was beginning t0 w0nder where y0u’d been in the virtual sense. 0_0

It seems I had some computer trouble. Luckily Crowbot was able to fix things, but evidently even though he and I are practically twins, he put me in the waiting queue for repairs.