coldretard

[coldretard]

pussy tastes like a liberal arts degree

[coldretard]

gotta bake jalapeño cheddar loaf when I get hooooome

[coldretard]

So what's this career you got yourself?

Dying to know.

Dying?

Good

Get ded

[coldretard]

Yours does child. You’re 21 and tryna bully a 35 year old lol when your brain is fully developed in 4 years maybe you’ll see the error of your WAYS

So when I was 21

I wasn’t saving 35 year old women’s pics to my camera roll

because I was too busy having a life 😬

You’re a special kind of retard.

Your life will only get worse.

yeah you were too busy hitting your meth pipe when you were my age lol

[coldretard]

DID I FORGET TO SHOW RAISIN BREAD

she’s delicious

[coldretard]

[coldretard]

Your obsession with dogs and knowledge of zoophilia isn’t concerning at all

I have a whole nigger nose and am still more attractive than you, SAD

So when I was 21

I wasn’t saving 35 year old women’s pics to my camera roll

because I was too busy having a life 😬

You’re a special kind of retard.

Your life will only get worse.

yeah you were too busy hitting your meth pipe when you were my age lol

[coldretard]

I sold coke to retards like you actually

And then I got a career cause I wanted healthcare and a pension

You should get a career :3 since evidently having a life is out of the question

So when I was 21

I wasn’t saving 35 year old women’s pics to my camera roll

because I was too busy having a life 😬

You’re a special kind of retard.

Your life will only get worse.

yeah you were too busy hitting your meth pipe when you were my age lol

[coldretard]

[coldretard]

Don’t even have to coat myself in makeup to look better than you 😘

You can use me as your profile picture instead of Snookie, you’ll probably get talked to a decent amount more, since you seem so desperate for attention

you can’t be attracted to asian men without me thinking you’re a lesbian

sorry

[coldretard]

Did you come to me for attention because the boys don’t give you any?

Get yourself a trampoline and start walking around the block! You don’t have to be a fat slob!

you can’t be attracted to asian men without me thinking you’re a lesbian

sorry

[coldretard]

[coldretard]

ITS RAINING MEN

SEMEN THAT IS

you can’t be attracted to asian men without me thinking you’re a lesbian

sorry

[coldretard]

is friYAY bb

you can’t be attracted to asian men without me thinking you’re a lesbian

sorry

[coldretard]

I guess you’re not a lesbian lol

I’m prettier than you and old enough to be your mom.

Kill yourself slowly with your diet like you have been

you can’t be attracted to asian men without me thinking you’re a lesbian

sorry

[coldretard]

It’s not just me I swear

you can’t be attracted to asian men without me thinking you’re a lesbian

sorry

[coldretard]

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me