Mad Tongue Alberich is a character from elden ring known for using frost and blood based sorcery. this lil blog was made to roleplay the character with a more gentle nature. #ravings of a madman, for alberich talking to nobody in particular. will try to tag with the rp partners blog name as well. main: @azuretheshitposter if that blog follows u its me hi
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
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that bitch will let you upgrade a spirit ash
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i was thinking about mohg with tits and with just a comical timing i saw @eaissilyy`s repost with gendalf
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sorry the only thing i have for you today is shitpost
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Mating press your wife.
"Strange thing for you lot to put in my head, considering I was already going to"
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mongrel intruder!
*flame sounds/snake hissing*
you're listening to
102.3
impaler FM
*impaling sound and screaming*
where we play nothing but chants for the erdtree *chant noise* and hyms of the true order of gold *blessing sound*
blessings upon mine mother Marika *angelic singing*
this shan't be thine tarnished's station
*imagine dragons starts playing*
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@crybaby-tarnished
this is like the funniest thing they could have made blaidd say
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Still being very serious about elden ring
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@crybaby-tarnished
The enemy of the week @ fyra, alberich, Gideon, radagon and Marika
you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me
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however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die
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THE CHILD!!!
Also peep @perfumer-alicia sometime. She's my new blog
Ho-ho-ho again. T'is I, Rosie, remade and hopefully not a bitch anymore.
As per usual, mod is 21+, Minors DNI, and the muses are the same.
Dany: Lord of Dragons, strives to give the Dragons and Perfect Order a fighting chance.
Gara: Disgraced former Lord of Frenzied Flame, Miquella's needle deep beneath his skin. Now wanders searching for redemption and purpose before he falls into Destined Death.
Elysia: Herald of Destined Death, trusted hand of Godwyn, Prince of Death and faithful to Those Who Live In Death. Formerly a noblewoman, seeks to avenge her slain elder sister.
Perona: Future Lord of Compassion, the Archcleric blessed by Miquella as chosen. Freed of her vengeful mother's curse, she is free as the morning doves, and sings just as sweetly.
Tristania: A monsterfucker with magic. That's it.
Hope no one minds being tagged, just let me know what stuff we had going and please send me your replies again if so.
@crybaby-tarnished @deathblightprince @krakenguard @coldblood-gardens
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"As warm as your presence keeps my soul"
Gods that was cheesy, but he was smiling. That was rare. Such a small gesture the gift was, but it meant a lot to him
“I made something for you. Its a bit silly though compared to all you have given me.” @crybaby-tarnished
Alberich lifts his head, his posture as a whole perking up. Looks like he's been lost in thought for quite some time.
"Oho? What utter nonsense, you know very well how highly I'd value anything you gift me. show it to me, please."
The man of ice gives a warm smile, uncrossing his legs and standing to properly converse with his beloved
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