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“Go ahead, spurt out your last pathetic load so I can end this, loser.”
“I have no pathetic loads, but I can… Ugh, I c-can… Uuughhh nooo….”
*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*
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Actual vampire wants to suck the blood 9ut of my balls, then when I'm dry she'll eat them and my dick, since I wouldn't need it anymore anyways
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MILF Tifa commission for Rockerbobo6 on twitter
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“So now that we’re back at your place I have something to confess…”
“Yeah?”
*twitch* *twitch* *throb*
“I’m a witch. A real witch.”
“Oh… Oookaaay…”
*twitch* *throb* *throb*
“And I need something from you… You’ll probably notice that your dick is getting hard. Much harder than it normally would…”
“Uh, yeah, but-…”
*throb* *throb* *throb*
“And we haven’t even done anything yet. Doesn’t that strike you as strange? Well, that’s because I slipped a potion into your drink…”
“You drugged me?!”
*throb* *THROB* *THROB*
“No! I enchanted you. To make your dick hard. To make you pliable. I need a mortal’s life essence to complete a spell I’m crafting… And this is easier than bloodletting…”
“You’ve got be kidding…”
*THROB* *OOZE* *THROB*
“In a second you’ll cum, you won’t be able to stop it, but it won’t just be sperm shooting out of your dick… It’ll be your wit, your memories, your soul…”
“This is ridiculous…”
*THROB* *OOZE* *TWITCH*
“And then your body will be an empty shell. But don’t worry, I’ll put it to good use. You’ll be my errand boy, my bodyguard, my human dildo…”
“What? No. I’m fine, I’ve still got my pants on! I’m not going to cum!”
*THROB* *THROB* *THROB*
“Shh that’s what they all say. Who knows, you might like being my brainless toy. Not that you have a choice in it. Now, look at your new mistress’ cleavage, and cum!”
“I’m not… Not… Hnng not…”
*SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPURT*
“Good boy, good boy, let it all out, give me everything.”
“Unng so good… can’t… stop… Noooo…”
*SPURT* *SPURT* *SPURT*
“Wonderful! This is perfect. Just what I need.”
*SPURT* *SPURT* *spurt*
“Pleeease… Stooop…”
*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*
“Oh no, there’s no stopping it. You were doomed the second you sleazed up to me at the party. Do your limbs feel numb? Is your vision going dark? Yes… It’s almost over. Let the last of it out. Goodbye.”
*spurt* *dribble* *ooze*
*thump*
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“So now that we’re back at your place I have something to confess…”
“Yeah?”
*twitch* *twitch* *throb*
“I’m a witch. A real witch.”
“Oh… Oookaaay…”
*twitch* *throb* *throb*
“And I need something from you… You’ll probably notice that your dick is getting hard. Much harder than it normally would…”
“Uh, yeah, but-…”
*throb* *throb* *throb*
“And we haven’t even done anything yet. Doesn’t that strike you as strange? Well, that’s because I slipped a potion into your drink…”
“You drugged me?!”
*throb* *THROB* *THROB*
“No! I enchanted you. To make your dick hard. To make you pliable. I need a mortal’s life essence to complete a spell I’m crafting… And this is easier than bloodletting…”
“You’ve got be kidding…”
*THROB* *OOZE* *THROB*
“In a second you’ll cum, you won’t be able to stop it, but it won’t just be sperm shooting out of your dick… It’ll be your wit, your memories, your soul…”
“This is ridiculous…”
*THROB* *OOZE* *TWITCH*
“And then your body will be an empty shell. But don’t worry, I’ll put it to good use. You’ll be my errand boy, my bodyguard, my human dildo…”
“What? No. I’m fine, I’ve still got my pants on! I’m not going to cum!”
*THROB* *THROB* *THROB*
“Shh that’s what they all say. Who knows, you might like being my brainless toy. Not that you have a choice in it. Now, look at your new mistress’ cleavage, and cum!”
“I’m not… Not… Hnng not…”
*SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPURT*
“Good boy, good boy, let it all out, give me everything.”
“Unng so good… can’t… stop… Noooo…”
*SPURT* *SPURT* *SPURT*
“Wonderful! This is perfect. Just what I need.”
*SPURT* *SPURT* *spurt*
“Pleeease… Stooop…”
*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*
“Oh no, there’s no stopping it. You were doomed the second you sleazed up to me at the party. Do your limbs feel numb? Is your vision going dark? Yes… It’s almost over. Let the last of it out. Goodbye.”
*spurt* *dribble* *ooze*
*thump*
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Actual vampire wants to suck the blood 9ut of my balls, then when I'm dry she'll eat them and my dick, since I wouldn't need it anymore anyways
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Sexy girl at roulette table: Even, I cut off and eat your balls. Odd, I roast your penis while it's still attached to you, then bite it off. If it's 0, you get to fuck me, cum in my pussy and then we spin it again. Wanna play?
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Giving
Receiving a gift often means giving something of your own in return. (F/m, reluctant, persuasion/seduction, implied CBT, casual) “Merry Christmas, dear.” she said, pressing a small wrapped package into her husband’s hands. “Christmas isn’t until tomorrow.” he replied, quirking an eyebrow up but smiling at her anyway. “Christmas eve, then. Close enough.” she countered, snuggling into his side. They were cuddling together on their sofa, sitting before the fire and swaddled in bright, holiday themed sweaters and blankets. It was very cozy and warm, despite the blowing wind and the snow that was beginning to pile up outside. “Go on, open it up.” she urged, biting her lip in anticipation. “Alright.” He slowly and carefully untied the bow and ribbon, then peeled off the festive holiday wrapping paper hiding her present. A envelope was revealed, which upon opening revealed.. “A.. gift card?” he asked, sounding a bit nonplussed at what seemed to be a very generic gift. “Not just any gift card, silly.” she sighed, nudging him with her elbow impatiently. “Turn it over and read the back.” He frowned skeptically at her, but obeyed her command. “ ‘Redeemable at any ClipJoint™ location!’ ” he read aloud before shaking his head and glancing at her. “Do I need a haircut that badly?”
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my mom takes my cook with a qknife so i don't get in trouble sleeping over at my best friends place
My best friend is teasing my full balls when the pain starts
when i get home I desperately look for my cock only for my mom to say she gave it to my sister to eat because she got an a in class
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