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kinda ableist when people tell you to kill yourself in asks and replies and they just assume you know how to do that. my parents never taught me to kill myself and we didn't have suicide classes at my school so... it's not that simple

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this is my favorite reddit relationships post ❤️

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

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my cats’ thought process

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Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

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the pool was a bad idea

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:(

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do not separate the gays

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POINT AND LAUGH

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This will never NOT be funny

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you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

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me after watching men's olympic figure skating

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Still waiting…

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My bf is constantly bringing up when we first met and how he was addicted to my pussy and how to him it was the sweetest pussy he ever had and I crack tf up everytime. He thinks this was all in his head because he loved me or whatever but I for sure had a yeast infection the first few times we ever fucked. He was really sucking on easy bake puss but I just feel like I should let him have those memories lol it's really funny tho so he's always confused when I laugh 🤣

Father god.

Tell me a secret

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They dont tell you that T makes you get really into sudoku and solitaire. Some people get into cars. Some people bisexual. Im becoming an old man

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