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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
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The trending list is exceptionally gay today and I appreciate that.
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odysseus: whaT DO YOU MEAN MOVE THE BED????
penelope: oh sorry i thought we were playing the ask stupid questions game
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ah yes the “heart��� function… or as i like to call it, the “i’ve never seen this post in my life yet there is glaring evidence to the contrary” button
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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
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The bar is in hell and that’s okay lol
#let her live
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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Anyone else kinda disappointed by the new versions of the Troy and Cyclops sagas? Like… they’re louder and have reverb… okay?Also the echoes aren’t always in places where it makes the most sense? Of course I’m going to listen to them instead out of a courteous and ethical standpoint, but I don’t like them half as much as the original recordings.
Idk, maybe I just don’t like change or Taylor swift set the bar too high or whatever…
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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The most concerning fact about me is that I remember “Cruisin for a Bruisin” exists and I look it up to listen to it I am appalled that it’s from Teen Beach Movie and not a song by Elvis Presley. Every. Time.
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Friendly reminder no matter what happens tonight
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